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Yeast Infection

Larry Pierce
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D-DU-UDU
  Well  I was makin’ love the other day
  And  I put my hand between her lovely legs
  She  was giving me a hickey
  When  I felt something sticky
  And  I didn’t know exactly  what to say
  Then  slowly I removed her underwear
  Then  she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
  Well  I knew I wasn’t dreamin’
  When  I saw that yellow semen
  And  the smell of cat fish really filled the air
  I wanna show  her my affection
  But she’s  got a yeast infection
  And her underwear  is stickin’  to the wall
  Well  she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
  She  told me it would taste like butterscotch
  Well  I’ve never had the heart
  To pull  grilled cheese apart
  So I’ll  turn my head so I don’t  have to watch
  Well  I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
  Yeah  the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin
  She was  a kickin’ and a screamin’
  And pissing  on the ceiling
  I just  held my breath and stuck my pecker  in
  Well  I fucked her long and hard right there and then
  And I  rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
  I watched  my pecker thumpin’
  And when  she started cumin’
  It looked  like making taffy at the fair
  Well I  showed her my affection
  Though  she’s got a yeast  infection
  Now my  underwear is stickin’  to my balls
  Yes I  showed her my affection
  Though  she’s got a yeast infection
  Now my  underwear is stickin’  to my balls

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Readable chord sheet for Yeast Infection by Larry Pierce

[E]   [B]

        Wel[B]l I was makin’ love the other day
        And[E] I put my hand between her lovely legs
        She[E] was giving me a hickey
        Whe[B]n I felt something sti[Ab]cky
        And[C#] I didn’t know exactly[F#] what to say

        The[B]n slowly I removed her underwear
        The[E]n she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
        Wel[E]l I knew I wasn’t dreamin’
        Whe[B]n I saw that yellow se[Ab]men
        And[C#] the smell of cat fish really filled the [B]air

        I wanna s[E]how her my affection
        But she’s[B] got a yeast inf[Ab]ection
        And her u[C#]nderwear is sticki[F#]n’ to the w[B]all

        Wel[B]l she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
        She[E] told me it would taste like butterscotch
        Wel[E]l I’ve never had the heart
        To [B]pull grilled cheese apa[Ab]rt
        So [C#]I’ll turn my head so I d[F#]on’t have to watch

        Well[B] I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
        Yeah[E] the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin
        She [E]was a kickin’ and a screamin’
        And [B]pissing on the ceiling[Ab]
        I ju[C#]st held my breath and stuck my pec[F#]ker in[B]

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        Well[C#] I fucked her long and hard right there and then
        And [F#]I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
        I wa[F#]tched my pecker thumpin’
        And [C#]when she started cumi[Bb]n’
        It l[Eb]ooked like making taffy at the fai[Ab]r    [C#]

        Well I[F#] showed her my affection
        Though[C#] she’s got a yeast[Bb] infection
        Now my[Eb] underwear is stic[Ab]kin’ to my [C#]balls

        Yes I[F#] showed her my affection
        Thoug[C#]h she’s got a yeast [Bb]infection
        Now m[Eb]y underwear is stick[Ab]in’ to my b[C#]alls

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