Every Time I Shit

[C#]   [Eb]   [Ab]

        Well I'm [Ab]sitting on the toilet
        S[Eb]taring at the walls
        I can feel[C#] the cool clear [Eb]water
        Splashing [Ab]soft against my balls

        Well t[Ab]hat’s when I start thinking
        About my f[Eb]avorite fantasy
        And my dic[C#]k begins to hard[Eb]en
        As the [Ab]shit pains come through me

        A[Ab]nd I think about you ever[C#]y time I shit
        I think abou[Eb]t your pussy
        I wanna lick[C#] your clit     [Ab]
        With each fart I fa[Ab]ntasize
        About my head betw[C#]een my thighs
        yes I thin[Eb]k about you e[C#]very time I shit[Ab]

        Girl when [Ab]I get Diarrhea
        That’s whe[Eb]n I most wanna see ya
        And when t[C#]he smell fills up the ro[Eb]om
        Girl[Ab], to me, it's your perfume

        And with e[Ab]very little grunt
        oh I think[Eb] about your cunt
        And my sto[C#]mach starts to gu[Eb]rgle
        And my hem[Ab]orrhoids start to bleed

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        Well Girl[Ab], it's almost over
        Time to f[Eb]lush and say goodbye
        as I gent[C#]ly wipe my asshol[Eb]e
        I choke u[Ab]p and start to cry

        So I reac[Ab]h into the toilet
        And I pic[Eb]k up a piece or two
        And I sme[C#]ar the bathroom wal[Eb]ls
        With thes[Ab]e few words, I love you

[outro chorus key change] -  [Bb] - [Eb] - [Ab]