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2000 Man

KISS
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
A5 B5 D5 E5 (Ride All Chords As Per Recording)
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------------------------|
Gb|---------5--9---------------------------------------|
Db|---7--9--5--9---------------------------------------|
Ab|---7--9--7--7---------------------------------------|
Eb|---5--7-----0---------------------------------------|
 Intro  -  -  -
Well,  my name it is a number
 It's on a piece  of plastic film
And  I've been growin' funny flowers
 Outside on my  little window sill
And  don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And  my kids, they just don't understand me  at all
You  know, my wife still respects me
 Even though I  really misuse her
I  am having an affair
 With the Random  computer
But  don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And  my kids, they just don't understand me  at all
Oh daddy, proud  of your planet
Oh mommy, proud  of your sun
Oh daddy, proud  of your planet
Oh mommy. proud  of your sun
Oh  daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like  they did when you were young
Or  did they come  down crashin'
Seeing  all the things  you'd done
Spacin'  out and havin' fun
Oh daddy, proud  of your planet
Oh mommy, proud  of your sun
Oh daddy, proud  of your planet
Oh mommy. proud  of your sun
 E5 (ride)
Rhythm Under Solo A5 - E5 - D5)
Eb|-------5-5-----|----5-5-------5-----5-5--------5----|
Bb|-------5-5-5---|----5-5-------5-----5-5--------5----|
Gb|----7b^----7b^-|-7b^-----7b------7b^-----7b^--------|
Db|---------------|------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------|------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------|------------------------------------|
  <---2X----->
Eb|-------5-5----5-5-----5-5----5-5--------------------|
Bb|-------5-5----5-5-----5-5----5-5---5---5---5--------|
Gb|---7b^-----7b^-----7b^----7b^----6---7---8---9-7~~~-|
Db|----------------------------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
Oh  daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like  they did when you were young
Or  did they come  down crashin'
Seeing  all the things  you'd done
Spacin'  out and havin' fun
And  don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And  my kids, they just don't understand me  at all
And  don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And  my kids, they just don't understand me  at all
  E5 (As Per Recording)
 Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me
 And don't you know  I'm a 2,000 man
And  my kids, they just don't understand me  at all
 And don't you know  I'm a 2,000 man
And  my kids, they just don't understand me  at all
Rhythm Under Solo - A5 - D5 - E5 -D5)
Eb|------5-5---|-------10-10---|------12-12------------|
Bb|------5-5---|-------10-10---|------12-12------------|
Gb|---7b^------|--12b^---------|--14b^-----------------|
Db|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
Ab|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
Eb|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
  <--6x--> <----6x----> <-----3x--->
Eb|-------12--12---------------------------------------|
Bb|-------12--12---------------------------------------|
Gb|--10b^----------------------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
  <----3x---->
 (Before End)
I'm  a 2,000 man,
I'm  a 2,000 man
I'm  a 2,000 man,
 I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000

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Readable chord sheet for 2000 Man by KISS

A5 B5 D5 E5 (Ride All Chords As Per Recording)
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------------------------|
Gb|---------5--9---------------------------------------|
Db|---7--9--5--9---------------------------------------|
Ab|---7--9--7--7---------------------------------------|
Eb|---5--7-----0---------------------------------------|

Intro [A5] [E5] [A5] - [A5] [E5] [A5] - [D5] [A5] [D5] [A5] - [D5] [A5] [E5]

[A5]Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piec[E5]e of plastic fi[A5]lm
[A5]And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on m[E5]y little window [A5]sill
[D5]And don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]      [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[A5]You know, my wife still respects me
Even though [E5]I really misuse [A5]her
[A5]I am having an affair
With the [E5]Random computer[A5]

[D5]But don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]      [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my, [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun
[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my. [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun

[D5]Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5]Like they did when you were young
[A5]Or did they [D5]come d[D5]own [A5]crashin'
[E5]Seeing all the [B5]things you'd [E5]done
[E5]Spacin' out and [B5]havin' [E5]fun

[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my, [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun
[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my. [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun

E5 (ride) [Before Solo]

Rhythm Under Solo A5 - E5 - D5)
Eb|-------5-5-----|----5-5-------5-----5-5--------5----|
Bb|-------5-5-5---|----5-5-------5-----5-5--------5----|
Gb|----7b^----7b^-|-7b^-----7b------7b^-----7b^--------|
Db|---------------|------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------|------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------|------------------------------------|
      <---2X----->

Eb|-------5-5----5-5-----5-5----5-5--------------------|
Bb|-------5-5----5-5-----5-5----5-5---5---5---5--------|
Gb|---7b^-----7b^-----7b^----7b^----6---7---8---9-7~~~-|
Db|----------------------------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|

[D5]Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5]Like they did when you were young
[A5]Or did they [D5]come d[D5]own [A5]crashin'
[E5]Seeing all the [B5]things you'd [E5]done
[E5]Spacin' out and [B5]havin' [E5]fun

[D5]And don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]      [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[D5]And don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]      [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

               E5 (As Per Recording)
Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me
And [D5]don't [E5]you [D5]know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]      [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

And [D5]don't [E5]you [D5]know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]      [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

Rhythm Under Solo - A5 - D5 - E5 -D5)
Eb|------5-5---|-------10-10---|------12-12------------|
Bb|------5-5---|-------10-10---|------12-12------------|
Gb|---7b^------|--12b^---------|--14b^-----------------|
Db|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
Ab|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
Eb|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
      <--6x-->    <----6x---->   <-----3x--->

Eb|-------12--12---------------------------------------|
Bb|-------12--12---------------------------------------|
Gb|--10b^----------------------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
     <----3x---->

[A5] [D5] [A5] (Before End)

[D5]I'm a 2,000 [A5]man, [D5]        [A5]
[D5]I'm a 2,000 [A5]man  [D5]         [A5]
[D5]I'm a 2,000 [A5]man, [D5]        [A5]
[D5]          [A5]               [A5]

I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000

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