2000 Man

{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
{section: Intro}
{section: Instrumental}
Well my [A]name is a number, a [E7]piece of plastic [A]film
A[A]nd I grow tiny flowers in my [E7]little window [A]sill
Don't you [D]know I'm the two thous[A]an[Asus4]d man?
And my [D]kids, they just don't under[A]stand [G]me [A]at [E7]all

[same chords:]
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her
I am having an affair with a random computer
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

     [A]  Oh [D]dad[A]dy, be [A]proud of your [D]pla[A]net,
     [A]  Oh [D]mom[A]my, be [E7]proud of your [A]sun
     [A]  Oh [D]dadd[A]y, be [A]proud of your [D]plan[A]et
     [A]  Oh [D]momm[A]y, be [E7]proud of your [A]sun
     [D] Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing
     [B7]  like it did when [E7]you were young?
     [A]  Or did you come down crashing
     [E7]  seeing all the things you'd [A]done?
     [E7]  Oh it's a big put - [A]on

     [A]  Oh daddy, be [D]proud of your [A]planet
      [A] Oh mommy, be [E7]proud of your [A]sun
     [A]  Oh daddy, be [D]proud of your [A]planet
      [A] Oh mommy, be [E7]proud of your [A]sun

[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.
Moving to D]

Don't you [D]know I'm the two thous[A]an[Asus4]d man?
And my [D]kids, they just don't under[A]stand [G]me [A]at [E7]all

[A]  [D]  [E7]  [A]