This Machine Pwns N00bs
Hank GreenVersion1
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Well I don't want to be a big star
And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far
But I do like to play on this guitar
And write these stupid songs in rental cars
Now I'm headin' to Los Angeles
And I can't stop though I really gotta piss
'Cause I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go
Put the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road
And I get there with five minutes to spare
And the people there don't seem to care
And I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose
I hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
And a star for Mario
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
Or the Konami code
And it makes me feel invincible
When I'm up there on that stage
The final boss has been destroyed
Long-distance or close-range
It's like a super sniping shotgun
And it's body armor too
And I hope everyone agrees
That this machine pwns n00bs
I just finished my show in Phoenix A Z
God damnit if I didn't lose my keys
And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang out
And go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out
But we have to wait there on the sidewalk
Eating pizza with First Officer Spock
And now that they've been introduced
I hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
And a star for Mario
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
Or the Konami code
And it makes me feel invincible
When I'm up there on that stage
The level boss has been destroyed
Long-distance or close-range
It's like a super sniping shotgun
And it's body armor too
And I hope everyone agrees
That this machine pwns n00bs___________
-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
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Readable chord sheet for This Machine Pwns N00bs by Hank Green
[A] comment. [C] Well [C]I don't want to [Fmaj7]be a big [C]star And I've [C]never really [Famj7]been a fan of folks who just want [C]to go far But I [G]do like to play on this [Fmaj7]guitar And [G]write these stupid songs in rental [Fmaj7]cars Now I'm [C]headin' to [Fmaj7]Los [C]Angeles And I can't stop though I [G]really gotta [C]piss 'Cause I'm late for the show gotta [Fmaj7]go, gotta [C]go Put the pedal top the metal and I'm [G]burnin' up the [C]road And I [G]get there with five minutes to [Fmaj7]spare And the [G]people there don't seem to [Fmaj7]care And I [C]strap on my guitar and get [Fmaj7]ready to cut [G]loose I [C]hope these [Fmaj7]people think that this machine pwns [G]n00bs I't like a [C]hedgehog with a [Fmaj7]flat can And a [C]star for [Fmaj7]Mario Or the [C]big dot in [Fmaj7]Pac-Man Or the [C]Konami [Fmaj7]code And it makes me feel invincible When I'm up there on that stage The [C]final boss has been destroyed Long-distance or close-range It's like a [G]super sniping shotgun And it's body armor too And I hope everyone agrees That [Fmaj7]this machine pwns [G]n00bs I just [C]finished my show in [Fmaj7]Phoenix [C]A Z God damnit if I didn't [G]lose my [C]keys And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna [Fmaj7]hang [C]out And go to Yogurt Land and [G]In-N-[C]Out [G]But we have to wait there on the side[Fmaj7]walk [G]Eating pizza with First [Fmaj7]Officer Spock And [C]now that they've [Fmaj7]been intro[G]duced I [C]hope they agree that [Fmaj7]this machine pwns [G]n00bs I't like a [C]hedgehog with a [Fmaj7]flat can And a [C]star for [Fmaj7]Mario Or the [C]big dot in [Fmaj7]Pac-Man Or the [C]Konami [Fmaj7]code And it makes me feel invincible When I'm up there on that stage The [C]level boss has been destroyed Long-distance or close-range It's like a [G]super sniping shotgun And it's body armor too And I hope everyone agrees That [Fmaj7]this machine pwns [G]n00bs___[Fmaj7]________[C] -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.