Mules Are So Half Ass
Hank GreenVersion1
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Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.
The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
The bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,
The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,
And if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,
And if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,
The pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
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Readable chord sheet for Mules Are So Half Ass by Hank Green
Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm. The mink lost her [Fmaj7]furry scarf, she [G]said it was [C]stolen, The shoe salesman [Fmaj7]wanted to help, 'cause [G]he had so much [C]sole, But [Fmaj7]then his whole left [G]side fell off, but [C]he's all right now, The [Fmaj7]pregnant heifer [G]saw it happen, [C]yeah, she had a [G]cow, And the [C]C O [Fmaj7]2 delivery [G]guy always gives me [C]gas, And I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass, Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass. The bike can't stand up [Fmaj7]by itself, it [G]says it's two-[C]tired, The human cannon[Fmaj7]ball was late for [G]work and he got [C]fired, And [Fmaj7]if your pants are [G]too big you'll get [C]exposed in the end, And [Fmaj7]if you crash your [G]fancy car you'll [C]see how a mercedez [G]bends, And the [C]C O [Fmaj7]2 delivery [G]guy always gives me [C]gas, And I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass, Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass. I forgot how to throw a [Fmaj7]boomerang, but [G]then it came back to [C]me, It's just like riding a [Fmaj7]bike, or [G]playing with your [C]wii, If [Fmaj7]you don't pay your [G]excorcist, [C]you'll get repossessed, The [Fmaj7]pirate shot him[G]self so he could [C]have that dead man's [G]chest, And the [C]C O [Fmaj7]2 delivery [G]guy always gives me [C]gas, And I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass, Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass, Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass, Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.