I'm Gonna Kill You
Hank GreenVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)
(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.
If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)
Oh hello Evil Lady
at the grocery store
it seems that you don't know
what the express lane's for
It says twelve items or less
But you're exempt from that I guess
And you started an arguement about coupons
Oh, don't make me kill you
over twenty five cents
I'll give you a freakin quarter
if it makes that much difference
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
Your husband'll be right back with it
OK... that's it,
I'm gonna kill you
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
and possibly your whole family too
All I want is some courtesy
some kindness and maybe an apology
If you don't get out of my grocery line
I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
I'm usually a very peaceful person
but I'm gonna kill you
I just wrote a note to a guy down the street
who recently invested in a giant SUV
it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you"
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
with a car bomb in your H2
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
for you to be a bit less of an ass
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
but I'm gonna kill you
It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
He had some friends over
for some late-night Red Rover
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
and all your loud-ass friends too
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
for you to be a bit less of an ass
If I don't get some peace and quiet
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
I'm usually a very peaceful person
but I'm gonna kill you.
(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)
(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)
-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
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Readable chord sheet for I'm Gonna Kill You by Hank Green
[F]:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want) [Am] [G] [F] [Am] [G] [F] [C] [F] [G] [Am] [Am] [G] [F] (-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses. If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.) Oh [Am]hello Evil [G]Lady [F]at the grocery store it [Am]seems that you don't [G]know what the [F]express lane's for It says [C]twelve items or [F]less But you're [G]exempt from that I [Am]guess And you [Am]started an [G]arguement about [F]coupons Oh, [Am]don't make me kill [G]you [F]over twenty five cents I'll [Am]give you a freakin [G]quarter if it [F]makes that much difference And you [C]just remembered something [F]you forgot to get Your [G]husband'll be right [Am]back with it [Am]OK... [G]that's it, I'm gonna [F]kill you Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you and [F]possibly your whole [Am]family too [Am]All I want is some [G]courtesy some [F]kindness and maybe an [Am]apology If you [Am]don't get out of my [F]grocery line I'll do [G]scorpion's fatality and [Am]rip out your spine I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person but I'm gonna [F]kill you I [Am]just wrote a [G]note to a [F]guy down the street who [Am]recently [G]invested in a [F]giant SUV it said "I [C]hope you know that we're [F]fightin' a war so you can [G]get your fat ass home from the [Am]grocery store You'd [Am]better trade it [G]in, or I'm gonna [F]kill you" Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you with a [F]car bomb in your [Am]H2 I [Am]don't think it'd be [G]too much to ask for [F]you to be a bit [Am]less of an ass I [Am]suggest you reinvest in a [F]Honda Fit If you [G]don't, you're [Am]gonna regret it I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person, but I'm gonna [F]kill you It's [Am]3:00 A[G]M and my [F]neighbor upstairs is [Am]actually [G]worse than my [F]worst nightmares He [C]had some friends [F]over for some [G]late-night Red [Am]Rover [Am]And now...[G]yeah...they're practicing [F]tap dance Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you and [F]all your loud-ass [Am]friends too I [Am]don't think it'd be [G]too much to ask for [F]you to be a bit [Am]less of an ass If I [Am]don't get some [F]peace and quiet I'll [G]put you on a [Am]strychnine diet I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person but I'm gonna [F]kill you. (Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.) (Repeat the chord progression from the verse) -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.