I Guess It All Makes Sense At The End
Hank GreenVersion1
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Id like to do some calculations
In the hopes that Ill come to some realizations.
My mind is not what it used to be,
That certainly isnt news to me,
But I want to know how my life was spent
Now that I know that Im near the end.
So I add, subtract, multiply, and divide
To try and figure out what I did with my life.
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,
And theres not much that I wouldve preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,
And, Im sure youre curious, almost three years pooing.
I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,
That I wanted to kill when I didnt want to die,
But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.
I spent nearly a full year masturbating,
Second only to the year we spent copulating.
I know youre not a fan of this vulgarity,
But completeness is important for full clarity.
I spent more than seven years watching television,
And how could I not regret that decision,
But I dont think that Ill ever know how much time,
I did or didnt spend lookin into your eyes.
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,
And theres not much that I wouldve preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,
And, Im sure youre curious, almost three years pooing.
I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,
That I wanted to kill when I didnt want to die,
But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Ive never known any way but numbers and sums
To understand what we are and what we have become,
But like numbers are perfect, thats how this has been for me,
And I hope that I still give you everything you need.
Eighty years alive and four eating food.
Five reading books and fifty-seven with you.
Two eyes, one nose, one smile, one life.
It somehow isnt ever quite enough time.
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,
And theres not much that I wouldve preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,
And, Im sure youre curious, almost three years pooing.
I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,
That I wanted to kill when I didnt want to die,
But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Oh, I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end.
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Readable chord sheet for I Guess It All Makes Sense At The End by Hank Green
[E]Id like to do some cal[B]culati[A]ons In the ho[E]pes that Ill come to some realizations. [B] [A] My min[C#m]d is not what it used to be, That certainly isnt news to[B] me, But I wa[C#m]nt to know how my life was spent Now that I know that Im near the end. [A] [B] So I ad[E]d, subtract, multiply, and d[B]ivide [A] To tr[E]y and figure out what I did with my [B]life. [A] I spent twe[E]nty-seven years in m[B]y bed, [E] And theres not mu[E]ch that I wouldve p[B]referred to do inste[A]ad. [E] I spent two[E] years chewing,[B] and six months woo[E]ing, [B] And, Im sure [E]youre curious, almos[B]t three years pooing[E]. [B] I spent twe[C#m]nty-five years working for a guy, That I wan[B]ted to kill when I didnt want to die, But I spe[A]nt fifty-seven years loving you my friend, So I gue[E]ss it all makes sense at [A]the end.[B] [E] I [E]spent nearly a full year masturba[B]ting, [A] Second only t[E]o the year we spent copulating. [B] [A] I [C#m]know youre not a fan of this vulgarity, But completeness is important for full clarity. [B] I spent mor[C#m]e than seven years watching television, And how could I not regret that decision, [A] [B] But I don[E]t think that Ill ever know how much time,[A] [B] I [E]did or didnt spend lookin into your e[A]yes. [B] I spent twe[E]nty-seven years in m[B]y bed, [E] And theres not mu[E]ch that I wouldve p[B]referred to do inste[A]ad. [E] I spent two[E] years chewing,[B] and six months woo[E]ing, [B] And, Im sure [E]youre curious, almos[B]t three years pooing[E]. [B] I spent twe[C#m]nty-five years working for a guy, That I wan[B]ted to kill when I didnt want to die, But I spe[A]nt fifty-seven years loving you my friend, So I gue[E]ss it all makes sense at [A]the end.[B] [E] Ive ne[E]ver known any way but numbers and sums[B] [A] To understand w[E]hat we are and what we have become, [B] [A] But like numb[C#m]ers are perfect, thats how this has been for me, And I hope that I still give you everything you need. [B] [C#m]Eighty years alive and four eating food. Five reading books and fifty-seven with you.[A] [B] Two eyes[E], one nose, one smile, one lif[A]e. [B] It s[E]omehow isnt ever quite enou[A]gh time. [B] I spent twe[E]nty-seven years in m[B]y bed, [E] And theres not mu[E]ch that I wouldve p[B]referred to do inste[A]ad. [E] I spent two[E] years chewing,[B] and six months woo[E]ing, [B] And, Im sure [E]youre curious, almos[B]t three years pooing[E]. [B] I spent twe[C#m]nty-five years working for a guy, That I wan[B]ted to kill when I didnt want to die, But I spe[A]nt fifty-seven years loving you my friend, So I gue[E]ss it all makes sense at [A]the end.[B] [E] Oh, I gu[E]ess it all makes sense at[A] the end[B]. [E] Yeah, I gue[E]ss it all makes sense at [A]the end.[B] [E]