Self Esteem
Garfunkel And OatesVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
You text at three in the morning
And you misspell my name
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it's different
And your not that big of a dick
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
Not 'cause your with some other chick
I know that this may be uncool
But I want to tell you the truth
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more rejected
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
I seem like your perfect target
Like I've been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have nothing
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
I know that this may be uncool
But I want to tell you the truth
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
It's pretty close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more desperate
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
We could last forever
You just have to give me time
To learn to deal with bullshit
And blatant lies
But for now... for now
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
It's so close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more wasted
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
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Readable chord sheet for Self Esteem by Garfunkel And Oates
[C] [F] [Dsus2] [G] [C]You text at t[F]hree in the morning [Dsus2] And you miss[G]pell my name [C] You slept with [F]half my friends on Facebook[Dsus2] And most of [G]them think you are [C]lame You say that [F]with me it's different [Dsus2] And your not [G]that big of a [C]dick When you disap[F]pear it's cause you're busy [Dsus2] Not 'cause your [G]with some other ch[Am]ick I know that [Em]this may be [Am]uncool But I want to [Em]tell you the [G]truth [C]My self-esteem's not [F]low enough to date you [Dsus2]It's close but [G]not quite there [C]Need time to get a [F]little more rejected [Dsus2] Then you and I could [G]make an awesome [C]pair [F] [Dsus2] A [G]totally awesome pair [C] [F] [Dsus2] [G] [C]I seem like [F]your perfect targe[Dsus2]t Like I've been [G]lonely for too [C]long You think I haven't had [F]sex in forever [Dsus2] And I'll a[G]dmit that you're not [C]wrong But I would r[F]ather have nothing [Dsus2] Than this crap, [G]let me reaff[C]irm I wouldn't touch your [F]dick if I was poisoned [Dsus2] And the anti[G]dote was in your [Am]sperm I know that t[Em]his may be un[Am]cool But I want to [Em]tell you the [G]truth [C]My self-esteem's not [F]low enough to date you [Dsus2]It's pretty clo[G]se but not quite there [C]Need time to get a [F]little more desperate[Dsus2] Then you and I could [G]make an awesome [C]pair [F] [Dsus2] A [G]totally awesome pair [C] [F] [Dsus2] [G] [Am]We could last [Em]forever You just [F]have to give me [C]time To [Am]learn to deal with [C]bullshit And b[F]latant [G]lies But for [C]now... for [G]now [C]My self-esteem's not [F]low enough to date you [Dsus2]It's so close b[G]ut not quite there [C]Need time to get a [F]little more wasted [Dsus2] Then you and I could [G]make an awesome [C]pair [F] [Dsus2] A [G]totally awesome pair [C] [F] [Dsus2] [G]