Sex With Ducks
Garfunkel And OatesVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Pat Robertson once said,
"It's a long downward slide
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand side by side"
God, I hope he's right
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do
Something awful (awful, awful)
Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Got those wet feet on my brain
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same
Gonna goose that goose
Gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long
Gonna whack that Mallard
Until its feathers plume
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you
Dive into your gold until you say
DuckTales, whoo hoo
Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same
One and the same
One and the same
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Readable chord sheet for Sex With Ducks by Garfunkel And Oates
[C] [Am] [F] [G] [C]Pat Robertson once [Am]said, [G]"It's a long downward [F]slide [C]That'll lead to legalizing sex[Am] with ducks [G]If two men can stand sid[F]e by side" [C]God, I hope he's ri[Am]ght [G]'Cause if gay marriage becomes la[D]wful [Am]Gonna find myself a[G] duck [D]And legally do [F]Something awful (awful, awful) [C]Ducks, sex with[Am] ducks [F]We'll do it in the [G]rain [C]Ducks, yeah, d[Am]ucks [F]Got those wet feet on[G] my brain [Dm]We'll find a pond, we'll find [G]a puddle [Am]Put your beak in mine and we'll[D] cuddle [F]It's a feeling I can't[G] name [Dm]When sex with ducks and gay [F]marriage [F]Are one and the s[C]ame Gonna goose that goose Gonna quack that swan Gonna rubber my duckie all night long Gonna whack that Mallard Until its feathers plume Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you Dive into your gold until you say DuckTales, whoo hoo Ducks, sex with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Those feathered bodies are insane We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When sex with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same One and the same One and the same