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What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?

Frank Zappa
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What's  a girl like  you  doin' in  a  place like this?
 I left my place after  midnight and I came to this hall
 Me  and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball
You  came to the right place,  this is  it This is the swingin'-est  place
 In  New  York City,  NO  SHIT!
How  true that is! Oh, how true  indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend,  we come here
 Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
 We like to get  it on-- Do you like to get it on,  too?
 Well now, what  did you have  in mind?
 Well, I'll tell ya well  I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon
 with creamed corn . . .
An'  my  girlfriend,  she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin':
 CORKS  'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS  ALICE  COOPER,  baby  . . .
 WAAAAH!
Well,  it gets me so hot I could scream
ALICE  COOPER, ALICE  COOPER! WAAAAH!  ALICE COOPER,
 ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
You  two chicks sound real far out and groovy  Ever been  to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa  . .  .
 Magic  Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens
 There’ll be holes plugged  into the bathroom  wall  for my  ?????????????!
(What  kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What  kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
 (What kind of groupie)
Don't  call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie)
We  wouldn't ball you just because you're a star
These  girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts
 They want a guy from  a group with a big hit single  in the  charts!
Funny  you should mention  it, our new single made the  charts this week
 With a bullet!  with a bullet!
 Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser  on my beard right now, baby
 And you can show me how
A  young girl such as you  might be thrilled  and overwhelmed by  me,
 ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?
   Stop
 wanna split right away?
 Not so fast, you silly boy . there's one thing I gotta say
We  want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We  want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We  want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We  want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts

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Readable chord sheet for What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are? by Frank Zappa

[E7]What's a girl lik[A7]e y[A9]ou doin' i[E7]n a[E9] place like this?
I left my place [A7]after midnight and I came to this hall
M[E7]e and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball
[B7]You came to the right pl[B7]ace[Bb7], this i[A7]s it This is the swingi[E7]n'-e[E7]st pl[Ab]ace
In[A] New[Bbdim] York Cit[B7]y, N[C9]O SHI[B9]T!
[E7]How true that is! Oh, how t[A9]rue indeed Yeah, me and my girl[E7]friend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
We like to g[A7]et it on-- Do you like to get it o[E7]n, too?
Well now, wh[E]at did you [A]have in [E7]mind?
Well, I'll tell ya wel[B7]l I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon
with creamed corn . . .
[B7]An'[B7] my[Bb7] gir[A7]lfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin':
COR[E7]KS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DO[E7]NKEYS[Ab] ALICE[A] COO[Bbdim]PER, baby[B7] . . .
WAAAAH!
[E7]Well, it gets me so hot I could scream
[A7]ALICE COOPER, AL[A9]ICE COOPER! [E7]WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER,
ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
[A7]You two chicks sound real far out and groovy[E7] Ever be[A]en[E] to a Holiday Inn?
[E7]Mna-ha[A7]-ha-ha-ha-ha-[E]haaa . .[A] .[E]
M[B7]agic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV scr[A7]eens
There’ll be holes [E7]plugged into the bathroom[E7] wall[Ab] for m[A]y ??[Bbdim]?????????[B7]??!
[E7](What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
[E7](What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of groupie)
[A7]Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie)
[E7]We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star
[B7]These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital [A7]parts
They want a guy fro[E7]m a group with a big hit [E7]singl[Ab]e in t[A]he c[Bbdim]harts!   [B7]
[E7]Funny you should mentio[A7]n it, our new single made t[E7]he charts this week
With a bullet[E7#9]!  with a bullet!  [E7#9]
Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser[A7] on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
[E7]A young girl such as [F#m7]you might be thril[Abm7]led and overwhelmed [Gm7]by me,
[F#m7]

ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?

              [B7]       [E7] Stop
wanna split right away?

Not so fast, you silly boy .  there's one thing I gotta say
[E7]We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
[E7]We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
[A7]We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
[E7]We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts

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