Packard Goose

[F]. ZAPPA

M[A]AYBE YOU TH[D]OUGHT I WAS THE PAC[E]KARD

G[C#m]OOSE    [B]

O[A]R THE RO[D]NALD MCDONALD OF THE

N[E]OUVEAU-ABSTRUSE        [C#m]               [B]

W[A]ELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE,[D] I DON'T NEED           [E]

N[A]O EXCUSE FOR BE[G]ING WHAT[D] I AM  [E]

D[C#m]O YOU HEAR ME, THE[B]M?

A[A]LL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRI[D]TERS IS THE

W[E]ORST KIND OF SLEEZE     [A]          [B]

S[A]ELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NE[D]W KIND OF

E[E]NGLISH DISEASE                [A]                     [B]

I[A]S THAT THEM WAVE OF [D]THE FUTURE

A[G]W, SPA[D]RE ME PLEASE    [E]

C
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO

W[C#m]HO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I [B]WANNA KNOW

I[A] BELIEVE YOU [B]IS THE GOVE[C#m]RNMENT'S
WHORE

A[F#]ND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE

Y[A]OU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)

F[A]UCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH T[D]HE PEN IN                    [E]

T[C#m]HEIR HA[B]ND

I[A] WILL BE MORE SPE[D]CIFIC SO THEY MIGHT      [E]

 [C#m]UNDERSTA[B]ND

T[A]HEY CAN ALL KISS [D]MY ASS

B[E]UT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND     [A]

T[G]HEY BEST JUST STAY[D] AWAY, H[E]EY, HEY,
HEY.

(CHORD SET 1)
HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY
AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
SHEKELS WONT FLOW
AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB

J[F#]OURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY

A[A]ND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY

W[F#]ONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?

 [A] etc. . .
HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
MUSIC IS THE BEST
WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
WHICH IS EXTINCT
BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
CORRUPTION
OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE

I[A]F YOUR IN THE AUDI[D]ENCE AND LIKE WHAT       [E]

W[C#m]E DO   [B]

W[A]ELL WE WANT YOU TO KNO[D]W THAT WE

L[E]IKE YOU ALL TOO                    [C#m]                          [B]

B[A]UT AS FOR THE SUCK[D]ER WHO WILL WRITE            [E]

T[C#m]HE REVIEW

 [E]       [C#m]      [A]
 [B]    etc, etc...
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
AGAIN