Flakes
Frank ZappaVersion1
90
Chords in this song
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D-DU-UDU
THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
THERE WASTIN MINE
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES
FLAKES! FLAKES!
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
THERE LYIN AND LAZY
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
IF MY JOB WOULD
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
...ETC
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I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
ETC..
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU
If you know this song it should come easy!
Eaug3rd 022200
You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!
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Readable chord sheet for Flakes by Frank Zappa
T[F#m]HEY DON'T DO NO GOO[E]D T[E]HEY NE[D]VER BE WORKIN W[D]HEN THEY OUG[F#m]HTA SHO[E]ULD T[E]HEY WASTE YOUR TI[C#m]ME T[D]HERE WASTIN MIN[Bm]E C[Abm]ALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM B[F#m]OY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM S[E]WEAR TO GOD THEY [A]GET THE MOST [B] AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST THEY GOT THE FLAKES FLAKES! FLAKES! T[F#m]HEY CAN'T FIX YER BR[E]AKES Y[E]OU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MO[D]TOR?" W[D]ELL IT WAS E[F#m]ATEN SNAK[E]ES Y[E]OU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SP[C#m]IT B[D]UT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT[Bm] T[Abm]HERE LYIN AND LAZY T[F#m]HEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!! I[D] ASKED AS NICE AS I [Em]COULD I[D]F MY JOB WOULD S[G]OMEHOW BE FI[A]NISHED BY FRI[B]DAY W[D]ELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEE[Em]KEND C[Em]AME AND WENT FRANKIE A[D]N THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING B[G]UT THEY CHARGED ME DO[A]UBLE FOR SUN[B]DAY Y[D]OU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YO[Em]U DO T[D]HEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU T[G]HEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BI[A]LL T[A]HAT'LL GET YOU SENSES RE[B]ELING A[D]ND IF YOU DO NOT PAY [Em] T[D]HEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS T[G]HAT'LL GET YOU SO CRA[A]ZY T[B]IL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING YES IT WILL [E] [A] [B] [E] [A] [B]...ETC [E] Eaug3rd I[E]'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT CRUMBLES AND BREAKS WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR W[E]ELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY Y[A]ESTERDAY AFTER[B]NOON T[E]HE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FL[A]USH A TAMPOON[B] T[E]HIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WE[A]EKS PAY [B] A[E]ND THE TOILET BLEW UP L[A]ATER ON THE [B]NEXT DAY BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY [E] [D] [E] [D] [E] [D] ETC.. WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS WERE COMING TO GET YOU WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL THAT CIVILIZATION WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE COMING TO GET YOU If you know this song it should come easy! Eaug3rd 022200 You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!