Bwana Dik
Frank ZappaVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts
Over (Spoken)
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .
ends with B7
I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .
Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls
Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik
Say!
( ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
My dick is a monster Give me your heart
Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art
My dick is a Harley you kick it to start
Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part
My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit
Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!
Into Latex Sauna Beef
Mud Shark
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Readable chord sheet for Bwana Dik by Frank Zappa
And if his dick is[F#] a monster If his dick is a mon[F#]ster If his dick is a monster [A7] they will give him their hearts [E] [E] [D] [E] Over [Em7] (Spoken) Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but . . . Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . ends with B7 [Em7]I've got the t[A]hing you need I a[Em]m endowed beyond your w[C]ild[B7]est C[Em]learasil-spatter[A]ed fant[Em]asies[C] Ah ah ah ah ah[B7] ah ah ah ah ah [Em]ah . . . [C]Girls fr[D]om all over[Em] the world, flock to [C]write my name[D] on the toil[Em]et walls [F] [G] [E] [F] [G] [C] [B7] [C] [B7] Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik [C]Me Bwana Dik, N[B7]o! Me Bw[C]ana D[B7]ik Say! ([F#m7] [E] ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue [F#m7]My dick is a [E]monster G[F#m7]ive me your [E]heart [F#m7]Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art [F#m7]My dick is a Ha[E]rley you[F#m7] kick it to st[E]art [F#m7]Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part [F#m7]My dick is a d[E]agger I[F#m7]'ll force it t[E]o fit [F#m7]My dick is a re[E]amer, baby, [F#m7]to scream up your[E] slit [D]Steam it! [G]Ream it! Cream it[B]! Into Latex Sauna Beef [B] [E] [D] [B] M[A]ud Sh[A]ark