Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor

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{sot}Sipping on Bacardi
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{sot}Wanna meet a hottie
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But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
 
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{sot}There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
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{sot}They're on leave from the army
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{sot}The only boobs I'll see tonight will be
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made of origami
 
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(Brett's part)
 
{sot}Tell the fellas, make it understood
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{sot}It ain't no good if there's too much wood
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{sot}Make sure you know before you go
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{sot}The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
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{sot}Five to one, it's a brodeo
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{sot}Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
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{sot}Wait outside all night to find
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{sot}Twenty dudes in a conga line
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This is only half the song.