Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros

[Am], [B], [F], [E7] - repeated throughout

(Bret)Im the mother-flippin
Rhymenoceros, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back and i'm horny
(Jermaine)He's horny
If you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede, coz if i hit you with my flow the
rhino stanmpede
i'm not just wild im trained - domesticated
i was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
and subsequently procreated
thats how it goes heres the hiphopopotamus, the hiphop hippo
(Jermaine)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless..

(Bret)
Sometimes, my rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner Mrs Johnson that was very
good night
sometimes they're obscene like in pornographic R18 dreams about bitches in a stream of
ha ha ha!

(Jermaine)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phospherous, popping of the top of
oesophagus, rockin this metropolis
i'm not a large water dwelling mammal from africa, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that per chance?

Steve..

(Bret)
My rhymes and records they dont get played
because my records and rhymes they dont get made
and if you rap like me you dont get paid
and if you roll like me you dont get laid

(Jermaine)
my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches at home should know im
to correct this

(Bret)
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy

(both)
why? w-why? Why exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback..please..why?

(Bret)
Wha.coz i rap about reality, like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea
(both)
There aint no party like my grannys tea party, hey, ho

Im the mother flippin x8

This is the album version which is different to their live versions, but still very funny!
Please do contact me if you have any comments or complaints about my tabbing so i can
them onto my cousin and cut his head open with a trowel and feast on what little goo there
inside.