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Petrov Yelyena And Me

Flight Of The Conchords
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 Petrov,  Yelyena, and me. Lost, but happy,  at sea
 
 Petrov  and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"
 I say  "There are plenty  of fish  in the sea"
 But all  they can  see... is  me.
 They  say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Yes.
 I want  to party, just  we three. Lost,  but  happy at  sea."
 So  we drank all night from the keg
 I passed out, then awoke with one leg
 I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
 He said  "No" and he went  back to bed....
 But he looked  suspiciously  well  fed.
 Three  days later  they were  hungry  again
 They  said, "Any  last requests,  my friend?"
 I said,  "Do you know the Rolling Stones?
 Like we were at a rock concert, you know? Ya. Drinking Coca-Cola,
 and we got big time? No. Ya, it was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak
 of my life."
 So  we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
 when  I awoke they were chewing  on bones.
 Yelyena  was supping blood  from a cup,
 that's  when I  knew something  was up.
 "Petrov?"
 "What?"
 "What is that you're eating?"
 "What I am eating?"
 "It looks like a meat."
 "It's fish."
 "But, it has fingers."
 "Fish fingers."
 "You see, you remember my arm?"
 "Ooh, vaguely."
 "Well, this morning I wake up and it has been hacked off at the elbow."
 "Oh. That's right, you were very drunk last night. You probably lost it...in a game of chance."
 "You are probably right."
 "Relax, have some...fish."
 Four  months now lost at sea,
 my  friends have almost finished  me.
 Now  they are using recipes....
 Tonight,  we are having  'me  goering'
 "You  know the Malaysian dish? With the, umm, meat and noodle, but in this
 case, ya? Oh never mind. Silly, silly joke really.
 "Bertolt, come have some of this 'you goering' it's delicious."
 "How can I, you have eaten all of my leg?!"
 *Mocking* "How can I you have eaten all of my leg."
 Later  that night, while they were asleep,
 I swallowed  some arsenic to poison  my meat
 I was  very ill, but revenge  is so sweet...
 Unlike  the last  meal my comrades  would eat.
 "Yes,  eat it all up, ah! Not so sweet all of a sudden, hmm?"
 (For the 'Oooh' part they play A then bring it up to the first fret, then back down)
 When  I awoke, they were already dead
 All  that was left of me  was my head...
 No,  not dead, just  a head.
 Lost,  but happy,  at  sea.
 Lost,  but lonely,  at  sea.
 Lost,  but so  lonely...
 At  sea
 THE END

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Readable chord sheet for Petrov Yelyena And Me by Flight Of The Conchords

Petr[A]ov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but ha[B]ppy, at sea
    [C]                       [A]     [B]       [C]
P[A]etrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"

I [A]say "There are pl[D]enty of fi[E]sh in the s[F]ea"
But [C]all they c[B]an see... [A]is me.

The[A]y say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Y[B]es.
I w[C]ant to party, ju[A]st we three. Lo[B]st, b[C]ut happy a[A]t sea."

So[A] we drank all night from the keg
I passed out, then awoke with one leg
I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He s[B]aid "No" and he we[C]nt back to b[A]ed....
But he [B]looked susp[C]iciously w[A]ell fed.

Th[A]ree days l[D]ater they w[E]ere hun[F]gry again
Th[C]ey said, "[B]Any last re[A]quests, my friend?"
I [A]said, "Do you know the Rolling Stones?
Like we were at a rock concert, you know? Ya. Drinking Coca-Cola,
and we got big time? No. Ya, it was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak
of my life."

So[A] we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
wh[A]en I awoke they were ch[B]ewing on bones.
Ye[C]lyena was supping bl[A]ood from a cup,
th[B]at's when [C]I knew so[A]mething was up.

"P[A]etrov?"
"What?"
"What is that you're eating?"
"What I am eating?"
"It looks like a meat."
"It's fish."
"But, it has fingers."
"Fish fingers."
"You see, you remember my arm?"
"Ooh, vaguely."
"Well, this morning I wake up and it has been hacked off at the elbow."
"Oh. That's right, you were very drunk last night. You probably lost it...in a game of chance."
"You are probably right."
"Relax, have some...fish."

Fo[C]ur months now lost at sea,
my[A] friends have almost fi[B]nished me.
No[C]w they are using r[A]ecipes....

To[B]night, we are ha[C]ving '[A]me goering'

"Y[A]ou know the Malaysian dish? With the, umm, meat and noodle, but in this
case, ya? Oh never mind. Silly, silly joke really.
"Bertolt, come have some of this 'you goering' it's delicious."
"How can I, you have eaten all of my leg?!"
*Mocking* "How can I you have eaten all of my leg."

La[C]ter that night, while they were asleep,
I [A]swallowed some arsenic to po[B]ison my meat
I [C]was very ill, but re[A]venge is so sweet...
Un[B]like the l[C]ast meal my co[A]mrades would eat.

"Y[A]es, eat it all up, ah! Not so sweet all of a sudden, hmm?"

(For the 'Oooh' part they play A then bring it up to the first fret, then back down)

Wh[A]en I awoke, they were already dead
Al[A]l that was left of m[B]e was my head...
No[C], not dead, ju[A]st a head.
Lo[B]st, but ha[C]ppy, a[A]t sea.
Lo[B]st, but lo[C]nely, a[A]t sea.
Lo[C]st, but s[B]o lonely...
At[A] sea

THE END

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