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Hurt Feelings

Flight Of The Conchords
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 Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
 We have feelings. (We have feelings)
 Some people say that we are not rappers. (We’re rappers.)
 That hurts our feelings.
 (Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.)
 Some people say that rappers are invincible
 We’re vincible. (We’re vincible.)
 What you are about to hear are true stories
 (Real experiences)
 Autobiographical raps.
 Things that happened to us, All true
 Bring the rhyme!
I  make a meal for my friends,
 Try to make it delicious,
 Try to keep  it nutritious,
 Create wonderful dishes.
 Not one  of them thinks about the way I feel
 Nobody  compliments the meal
I  got hurt feelings,  I got hurt feelings
 I feel like a prize asshole
 No one even mentions  my casserole.
I  got hurt feelings,  I got hurt feelings.
 You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
Here’s  a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
 I was shopping  for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
 But every  suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
 And the assistant  suggested I try a ladies’ size
I  got hurt feelings,  I got hurt feelings
 I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit  I’m a man!
I  got hurt feelings,  I got hurt feelings
 Get me a small man’s wetsuit,  please
 It’s my birthday,  2003
Waitin’  for a call from my family
They  forgot about me
I  got hurt feelings,  I got hurt feelings
 The day after my birthday is not  my birthday, Mum
 I call  my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
 But they’re all  too busy to go into town
 So I go  by myself, I go into town
 Then I see  all my friends, they’re all in town
I  got hurt feelings,  I got hurt feelings.
 They’re all lined up to watch that movie  “Maid in Manhattan.”
 Have you ever  been told that your ass is too big?
 Have you ever  been asked if your hair is a wig?
 Have you ever  been told you’re mediocre in bed?
 Have you ever  been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
 Has your family  ever forgotten you and driven away?
 Once again,  they forgot about J
 Were you ever  called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
 Have you ever  been told that you look like a llama?
Tears  of a rapper (tears  of a rapper),
 I’m crying tears  of a rapper
 Tears of a rapper

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Readable chord sheet for Hurt Feelings by Flight Of The Conchords

[Em] => [Gm]
[C]  => [Eb]
[G]  => [Bb]
[D]  => [F]

[Em] [C] [G] [D]

Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We’re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.)

Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. (We’re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

[Em]I make a meal for my friends,

Try to make it delicious,
Try to ke[C]ep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
Not o[G]ne of them thinks about the way I feel
Nob[D]ody compliments the meal

[Em]I got hurt fe[C]elings, I got hurt f[G]eelings

I feel like a prize asshole
No one even m[D]entions my casserole.
[Em]I got hurt f[C]eelings, I got hurt f[G]eelings.
You coulda said something nice about my pro[D]fiteroles

[Em]Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was s[C]hopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But [G]every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the [D]assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size

[Em]I got hurt f[C]eelings, I got hurt f[G]eelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit[D] I’m a man!
[Em]I got hurt f[C]eelings, I got hurt f[G]eelings
Get me a small man’s w[D]etsuit, please

It’s my [Em]birthday, 2003
[C]Waitin’ for a call from my family  [G]
[D]They forgot about me

[Em]I got hurt f[C]eelings, I got hurt f[G]eelings
The day after my birthday is n[D]ot my birthday, Mum

I c[Em]all my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
But they’re [C]all too busy to go into town
So I g[G]o by myself, I go into town
Then I s[D]ee all my friends, they’re all in town

[Em]I got hurt f[C]eelings, I got hurt f[G]eelings.
They’re all lined up to watch that mo[D]vie “Maid in Manhattan.”

Have you [Em]ever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you [C]ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you [G]ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you [D]ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your [Em]family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once ag[C]ain, they forgot about J
Were you [G]ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
Have you [D]ever been told that you look like a llama?

[Em]Tears of a rapper ([C]tears of a rapper),
I’m crying t[G]ears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper

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