Carol Brown

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[D]Loretta broke my heart in a letter
[A]she told me she was leaving and her life would be better.
[A]Joan broke it off over the phone
[D]after the tone, she left me alone.
[D]Jen said she'd never ever see me again,
[A]when I saw her again she said it again.
[A]Jan met another man,
[D]Liza got amnesia just forgot who I am.
[D]Felicity said there was no electricity,
[A]Emily, no chemistry.
[A]Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man.
[D]Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow.

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[F#m]Carol Brown just took a [Bm]bus out of town,

but I'm hoping that you'll stick around.

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[Em]He doesn't cook or clean, he's not g[D]ood boyfriend mater[A]ial
(Ooh, we can eat cereal)
[Em]You'll lose interest fast, his rela[D]tionships never last[A]
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
[Em]He says he'll do one thing and then he [D]goes and does ano[A]ther thing
[Em](Oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a c[D]hoir, and got them to
si[A]ng?)

[Em]Ah ah ah[D] ah, ah ah[A] ah
(Who, who... Mm, shut up)
[Em]Ah ah ah a[D]h, ah ah a[A]h, ah ah ah[D].
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)

[D] [D] [D] [D]

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[D]Minnie will no longer see me.
[A]Britney, Britney hit me.
[A]Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie,
[D]there must fifty ways that lovers have left me.

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[F#m]Carol Brown just took a [Bm]bus out of town...

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[Em]Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the bre[D]eze                            [A]
(He said the same thing to me)
[Em]How can we ever know we've found the right person in this world?   [D]                                 [A]
(He means he looks at other girls)
[Em]Love is a mystery that does not follo[D]w a rule                   [A]
(This guy is a fool)
[Em]He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never gre[D]w up              [A]
(I thought I told you to shut up)

[Em]Ah ah ah[D] ah, ah ah [A]ah
(Mona, you told me you were in a coma)
[Em]Ah ah ah a[D]h, ah ah ah[A]
(Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany)
[Em]Ah ah ah a[D]h, ah ah ah[A]
(Mm, would you like a little cereal?)
[Em]Ah ah a[D]h ah, ah ah[A] ah
(Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?)

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[F#m]Carol Brown just took a [Bm]bus out of town...
but I'm hoping that you'll [D]
[D]stick around

[D]Do do, do do do do do do
Stick around

[D]Do do, do do do do

[D]Do do, do do do do do do
Stick around
Do do, do do do do

[D]Stick around