Pet Name

[G]       [C]     [Am]     [D]       [E]      [A]

e   -1-   -0-   -0-   -2-   -0-   -0-
b   -0-   -1-   -1-   -3-   -0-   -0-
g   -0-   -0-   -2-   -2-   -1-   -2-
d   -0-   -2-   -2-   -0-   -2-   -2-
a   -2-   -3-   -0-   -0-   -2-   -0-
E   -3-   -0-   -0-   -0-   -0-   -0-

Intro  [G]  [C]  [Am]  [C]
         [G]  [C]  [Am]   [D]
         [E]  [G]  [A]  [C]  x4

Pre-Verse  [G] [C] [Am] [C]    [G] [C] [Am] [D]      x2

a[G]nd she said you can be so nice [C]when yo[Am]u want to be     [C]
[G]but your such a dick whe[C]never you[Am]r drunk           [D]
[G]and she said I hate you[C] more and [Am]more everyday          [C]
[G]but sometimes[C] you still[Am] can be fun        [D]
she said how come you can't remember anything
you say I say I've had too much to drink
she said thats great do you think that you'll remember tonight
I say take a look tell me what you think

2 quick down strums then mute)
I[E] [E]know you think the things[G] [G]I do are often mean and w[A]r[A]ong                [C]                 [C]
I[E] [E]know I try to stick [G]m[G]y dick where it do[A]e[A]s not belong            [C]             [C]
I know you think I'm kind of wierd think I'm kind of lame
but if I call you an asshole just consider that a pet name

Pre-Verse

Well she told me that shes a freaky girl
she kind of likes kissing other girls
and she asked me why I'm such a prude
but she wants the lights off just to get nude
this girls gonna be the death of me
she thinks its funny when I'm angry
this girls got me over my head
she gets crazy inside my bed

Pre-Verse (palm mute)

She said you can be so nice when you want to be
you can be so nice when you want to be
you can be so nice when you want to be
but your such a dick whenever your drunk

Pre-Verse

Theres a Lead played by the Ill Skid, good luck with it.