Blame The Dog

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mom[C] and dad left[F] for the week[D]end          [G]
they [C]asked me to watch mans b[F]estfriend  [D]              [G]
so I [C]said sure[F] I didn't have shit to d[D]o              [G]
the[C]ir house is sweet and t[F]hey got liquar too[D]              [G]
as soon as they left I started to drink
drank until I puked in the sink
and when I woke up there was something on the rug
and I'm pretty sure it weren't left by the pug

t[C]he dogs gonna take the bl[D]ame for thi[F]s one               [G]
'c[C]ause mom and dad can't [D]know what I've [F]done                 [G]
if [C]they find out [D]I shit o[F]n the floor           [G]
th[C]ey ain't gonna let me dr[D]ink no mor[F]e                [G]

last time I got drunk on the town
my girl caught me messing around
and I tried to say it wasn't me that she saw
I tried my best to blame it on the dog
but she didn't believe my story
said theres something fucking wrong with me
the dog didn't work for me that time
but this time the dogs gonna work just fine

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