Rugby

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I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed
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I'm kinda feeling the same
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but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game
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and give it a secret name
let's call it [A]rugby  [B]
let's call it [E]ruuuu[E/D#]gby
and I [C#m]bet that pretty [B]soon all
The sh[Abm]owers could be [A]communal  (yeah)
and[A] noone would suspect a [B]thing
and when people a[C#m]sk what are [B]15 guys
doing [Abm]sticking their heads between [A]each others thighs
                                           [B]   ([Badd9] [B])
 we'll just tell them that we're practicing

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we'll have a special language and a secret code
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that nobody knows what the are
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and we'll do clever things with existing words
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like replacing an f with and r
so we'll say we're [A]rucking[B] when really we're f---
[C#m]Fooling the world that there's n[B]othing sexual
in a [Abm]ball shaped liked a [A]giant tescicle
being[A] grabbed at by enormous men (in sho[B]rts)
while [C#m]drunk spectators [B]in the stands
call for [Abm]bigger tackles and s[A]ofter hands
     [A]                              [B]    ([Badd9]  [B])
just wishing that it could be them

[E]pla[E/D#]ying r[B]ugby (crouch touch engage)  I'm [A]tackling [Abm]Johnson in[Ei] knee high socks)
[C#m]play[Abm]ing [A]rugby (crouch touch engage)  I'm [E]finding [E]touch a [Emaj7]bit too much
[E]pla[E/D#]ying r[B]ugby (crouch touch engage) I'm i[A]n the mu[Abm]d with 15 [Ei]studs
[C#m]I'm [Abm]play[A]ing rugby

and if you [B]don't you're g[E5]ay

E's used
[E]    x76454    (could use x7999x)
[E/D#] x66454    (and x6999x      )
[E] [E] [Emaj7]* as per riff 4
MDMA (just a joke)