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Christians In Love

Dead Cat Bounce
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Strum
D-DU-UDU
/:  466444
/:  466544
It’s  pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing
But  its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through  it
Christians  in Love
Rolling  around like a couple  if pigs in a Barrel
Christians  in Love
Flapping  about like a couple  of Trout in a Puddle
Like  a Chimpanzee at a buffet  car,
 theyre just grabbing  at things before they know  what they are
And  seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
Like  a Pony trapped in a broken  lift,
theyve  no idea what buttons  theyve pressed
Theyre  just enjoying going up and down
And  theyre making neighing sounds
And  as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
Cause  neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished
Christians  in Love
Rubbing  away like theyre getting  a stain off a carpet
Christians  in Love
Making  a sound like a goose  being drowned in a bucket
Like  a shithouse door in a force  nine gale,
theyre  banging away till the hinges  fail
With  no discernable sense of rhythm
Like  Keanu Reeves in the movie  speed
theyre  scared that slowing down  might lead
To  some sort of explosive cataclysm
Taking  Dennis Hopper with them
By  now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking
Why  am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
Christians  in Love
Possibly  deaf or else so incredibly focused
On  the task in hand that theres a four  piece band they havent noticed
In the  en-suite watching them  get laid,
and  wondering when well  be paid
For  a wedding that's been over several hours
But  well stick it out as long  as it takes
till  either our resolve or the headboard  breaks
At  least weve got a toilet and a shower (right  guys?)
Then  I guess well just keep singing louder
Hey  you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
Hey  you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
 (Christians in love)
 (Repeat till fade)
 Corrections welcome. Thanks.

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Readable chord sheet for Christians In Love by Dead Cat Bounce

[Ab]/[Abm]: 466444
[Ab]/[Ab]: 466544

[B]It’s pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're [Ab]doi[Abm]ng
[B]But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get [Ab]thr[Abm]ough it
[E]Christians in Love
[F]Rolling around like a [Ab]cou[Ab]ple if pigs in a Barr[E]el
[E]Christians in Love
[F]Flapping about like a [Ab]cou[Ab]ple of Trout in a [E]Puddle
[Ab]Lik[Ab]e a Chimpanzee at a [F]buffet car,
theyre just [F]grabbing at things before they [E]know what they are
[E]And seeing if they can fit them in their [F]mouths
[Ab]Lik[Ab]e a Pony trapped in a [F]broken lift,
[F]theyve no idea what [E]buttons theyve pressed
[E]Theyre just enjoying going up and [F]down
[E]And theyre making neighing [B]sounds             [Ab]                [Abm]

[B]And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no [Ab]lim[Abm]it
[B]Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre [Ab]fin[Abm]ished
[E]Christians in Love
[F]Rubbing away like theyre [Ab]get[Ab]ting a stain off a [E]carpet
[E]Christians in Love
[F]Making a sound like a [Ab]goo[Ab]se being drowned in a [E]bucket
[Ab]Lik[Ab]e a shithouse door in a [F]force nine gale,
[F]theyre banging away till the [E]hinges fail
[E]With no discernable sense of [F]rhythm
[Ab]Lik[Ab]e Keanu Reeves in the [F]movie speed
[F]theyre scared that slowing [E]down might lead
[E]To some sort of explosive [F]cataclysm
[E]Taking Dennis Hopper with the[B]m              [Ab]                 [Abm]

[B]By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all [Ab]thi[Abm]nking
[B]Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me [Ab]sin[Abm]ging
[E]Christians in Love
[F]Possibly deaf or else [Ab]so [Ab]incredibly [E]focused
[F]On the task in hand that theres a [Ab]fou[Ab]r piece band they havent [E]noticed
[Ab]In [Ab]the en-suite watching [F]them get laid,
[F]and wondering when [E]well be paid
[E]For a wedding that's been over several [F]hours
[Ab]But[Ab] well stick it out as l[F]ong as it takes
[F]till either our resolve or the [E]headboard breaks
[E]At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right[F] guys?)
[E]Then I guess well just keep singing [B]louder

[B]Hey you, wheres our money?  Hey you, wheres our money?
[Ab]Hey[Abm] you, wheres our money?  Hey you, wheres our money?
(Christians in love)

(Repeat till fade)

Corrections welcome.  Thanks.

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