Sensitive New Age Guys
Christine LavinVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
A - Bbo - Bm7 - E over and over; Bbo=x12020]
Okay everybody, it's time for a little sing-along, but just
for you guys out there, all right? This is called "Sensitive
New Age Guys" and wherever you are right now, riding in your
car or lying on the beach with your Walkman on, please sing
along on this song, it'll help you with your male bonding
kind of thing. And to help you, I've rounded up every
sensitive guy I could find in New York City tonight, so you
just sing along with them, please, don't be shy!
Who like to talk about their feelings?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's into crystals, into healing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who are hard to tell from women?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who like to cry at weddings, who think "Rambo" is upsetting?
Who tapes "Thirtysomething" on their VCR's?
Who's got "Child on Board" stickers on their cars?
Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet whose tax-free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we've got pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?
Lots of guys don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...
guys not into brutal, violent contact sports. Lets ask these
sensitive guys right here... hey guys, do you know who plays
in the Seattle Kingdome?
(Mumble, mumble...) Andreas Vollenweider?
Ooo, good answer, good answer!
Who likes music that's repetitious?
Amaj7 Cm Cm Bm Bbm <--- [NOTE: I only put the chords in
(Sensitive new age guys) for this section because of
Bbo these 's.]
Who likes music that's repetitious? /
Amaj7 Cm Cm Bm Bbm <--
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's concerned about your orgasm?
silence]
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys said you'd
help me out on this song...what's going on?!
Well, we're sensitive, Christine -- but not THAT sensitive!
Well, I guess it's more important that they have 'em
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who carries the baby on his back?
Who thinks Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing-alongs even when they
Can't stand stupid sing-along songs?
Well, yes, I could tell a lot of you guys out there really
hated this song. Not all of you sang, but a lot of you did
'cause it was a sing-along and you didn't want to hurt my
feelings. 'Cause you know what that's like...'cause you've
had your feelings hurt so many times, 'cause you're so
sensitive!
Yes, you're sensitive... (New age guys!)
Christine, I... I think I found my R-spot.
Thanks for sharing, dude.
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Readable chord sheet for Sensitive New Age Guys by Christine Lavin
A - Bbo - Bm7 - E over and over; Bbo=x12020]
[Christine:] Okay everybody, it's time for a little sing-along, but just
for you guys out there, all right? This is called "Sensitive
New Age Guys" and wherever you are right now, riding in your
car or lying on the beach with your Walkman on, please sing
along on this song, it'll help you with your male bonding
kind of thing. And to help you, I've rounded up every
sensitive guy I could find in New York City tonight, so you
just sing along with them, please, don't be shy!
[A]Who like [Bbo]to talk a[Bm7]bout their [E]feelings?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
[A]Who's into [Bbo]crystals, [Bm7]into hea[E]ling?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
[A]Who like to [Bbo]dress like[Bm7] Richard S[E]immons?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
[A]Who are [Bbo]hard to t[Bm7]ell from [E]women?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
[D]Who like to cry at [Dm]weddings, who think "[A]Rambo" [A/Ab]is ups[F#7]etting?
Who tapes[B7] "Thirtysomething" on their [B7]VCR's?
Who's got "Child [E7]on B[F7]oard" stickers [E7]on their cars? [A] [Bbo] [Bm7] [E]
Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet whose tax-free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we've got pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?
[Christine:] Lots of guys don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...
guys not into brutal, violent contact sports. Lets ask these
sensitive guys right here... hey guys, do you know who plays
in the Seattle Kingdome?
[Guys:] (Mumble, mumble...) Andreas Vollenweider?
[Christine:] Ooo, good answer, good answer!
[A]Who likes [Bbo]music th[Bm7]at's repet[E]itious?
Amaj7 C
(Sensitive new age guys) for this section because of
[A] Bbo [Bm7] [E] these [Bbm]'s.]
Who likes music that's repetitious? /
Amaj7 C
(Sensitive new age guys)
[A]Who's conc[Bbo]erned about [Bm7]your org[E]asm?
[[Amaj7]silence] [C#m] [Cm] [Bm]
[Christine:] Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys said you'd
help me out on this song...what's going on?!
[Guys:] Well, we're sensitive, Christine -- but not THAT sensitive!
Well, I [A]guess it's more im[Bbo]portant[Bm7] that they h[E]ave 'em
([A]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys) [E]
Who carries the baby on his back?
Who thinks Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing-alongs even when they
Can't stand stupid sing-along songs? [repeat intro for next part:]
[Christine:] Well, yes, I could tell a lot of you guys out there really
hated this song. Not all of you sang, but a lot of you did
'cause it was a sing-along and you didn't want to hurt my
feelings. 'Cause you know what that's like...'cause you've
had your feelings hurt so many times, 'cause you're so
sensitive!
Yes, you're [Amaj7]sensitive... ([C#m]New [Cm]age[Bm] guy[Bbmaj7]s!) [Amaj7]
[Guys:] Christine, I... I think I found my R-spot.
Thanks for sharing, dude.