Regretting What I Said

I didn't [F]mean it when I [A]said I hope th[Dm]e cable in the [Dm]elevator
[Bb]Snaps when [Bb]you step on [F]board  [C]

And I was [A]joking when I [A]said I [Dm]hope you crack your [Dm]head
And get [G]mangled by the down[G]stairs revolving [C]door [C]

And I was [F]kidding when I [A]said I hope the [Dm]number one-oh [Dm]three bus
[Bb]Hits and makes a [Bb]pancake out of [F]you   [C]

I'm [Dm]sorry,[Dm]   I'm [A]sorry [A]
Isn't a[Bb]mazing what a [C]woman in love will [F]do?  [C]

(same as the last verse)
And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge
Flip over and crash through the rail
And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail

And I really don't want to see you getting radiation poisonining from the
   metal detector
That all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through
I'm sorry, forgive me
For all the mean things I said to you

[A] You thought I [A]didn't have a [Dm]temper [Dm]
Ha [A]ha ha ha ha [A]ha ha ha ha, sur[Dm]prise! [Dm]
But I [A]really don't want to [A]see you dis[Dm]membered by the marijuana [Dm]sniffing dogs
When a [G]simple little [G]nipping would suf[C]fice, would suf[C]fice

(again, same as the first one)
And I'm sorry that I said I hope the plane explodes in mid-air
As it carries you away from me
And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs
On the mountain while you ski

And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother
Even though we both know they're true
(it's different here at the end)
I'm [Dm]sorry,[Dm]   for[A]give me [A]
I'm [Dm]swallowing my [Dm]pride I'd feel so [A]guilty if you [A]died
Oh, I'm [Bb]sorry, but [F]I'm still [C]mad at [F]you.[Bb]     [F]