If Love Was a Plane

[G] [Gmaj7] [G7] [Cm] [G]

She''s[G] 98 pounds[D/F#] workin down at the [Em]Dairy Queen   [G/D]
With an [C]Olgivie [G]home perm and [D]braces
And he''s[G] long-haired no [D/F#]job and just 1[Em]9    [G/D]
They got a [C]baby on the [G]way
And they''re[D] off to the races in

[G]Love [D/F#]
[Em]Look at em [G/D]go
Now [C]what in the [G]world could go [D]wrong
Don''t tell them the[G] odd[D/F#]s
It''s[F] Best they don'[C]'t know
If [F7add9]love was a[G] plane n[D]obody''d ge[G]t on

At the [G]Ivy at [D/F#]lunchtime in B[Em]everly hills  [G/D]
The papa[C]razzi are [G]gathered out[D]side
Cause an [G]actor and an [D/F#]actress are h[Em]aving lunch   [G/D]
And [C]according to [G]Extra and Enter[D]tainment Tonight They''re in

[G]Love [D/F#]
[Em]Look at em [G/D]go
Now [C]what in the [G]world could go [D]wrong
Don''t tell them the[G] odds[D/F#]
It''s[F] best they don'[C/E]'t know
If [F7add9]love was a[G] plane n[D]obody''d ge[G]t on

Im[Em]agine now the [B/Eb]pilots voice
On the [G/D]intercom right be[G]fore
We leave the [C]ground [G/B]      [Am]
Saying [D]folks thanks for [C]flying with us
But there''s a[G/B] 6 in 10 chance[D/A] we''re goi[C]n dow[G/B]n   [D]

[G] [D/F#] [Em] [G/D] [C] [G] [D] [G] [D/F#] [F] [C] [F7add9] [D]

But [G]that''s the strangest[D/F#] thing about this [Em]emotion    [G/D]
Even [C]knowing our [G]chances are [D]small
   [G]              [D/F#]           [Em]      [c/G]
We line up at the gate with our tikets
Thinking [C]somehow we''re[G] different I[D] mean after all we''re in

[G]Love [D/F#]
[Em]Look at us [G/D]go
Now [C]what in the [G]world could go [D]wrong
To hell with the [G]odd[D/F#]s we''d [F]rather not[C] know
If [F7add9]love was as[G] plane[D] nobody''d ge[Em]t on   [D]
Yea if [C]love was a[G] plane[D] nobody''d ge[G]t on