Online
Brad PaisleyVersion1
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I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and over weight
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But theres a whole nother me you need to see
go check out myspace
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
and I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler on-line.
So much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've
Ever even been to LA
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
to play tuba in the rose parade
But On - line I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
Abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler On-line.
Yea I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
Every time I log in
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler on-line.
Yea I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler on-line
Yea I'm cooler online
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Readable chord sheet for Online by Brad Paisley
[G]I work [F]down at the [C]pizza pit And [G]I drive an [F]old Hyun[C]dai [G]I still [D]live with my [Em]mom and [C]dad I'm five foot three and over [D]weight I'm a [G]sci-fi [F]fanactic, [C]mild asthmatic [G]Never been to [F]second base[C] But theres a [G]whole nother [D]me [Em]you need to [C]see go check [D]out mys[G]pace Cause [C]On [G]- [D]Line Im out in [G]hollywood Im [C]6 [G]foot [D]5 and i look [G]damn good I [C]drive a mazer[G]atti im a [D]black belt in [Em]karate and I [C]love a good glass of [D]wine It [C]turns[G] girls [D]on that I'm my[G]sterious I [C]tell em [G]that I [D]dont want nothing [G]serious Cause [C]even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [Em]three way [C]Chat with two women [D]at one time I'm [G]so much [F]cooler on-[C]line. [G]So much [F]cooler [C]online [G]I get [F]home I [C]kiss my mom And she [G]fixes [F]me a [C]snack And [G]I head [D]down to my [Em]basement [C]bedroom And fire [D]up my [G]Mac [G]In real [F]life the [C]only time I've [G]Ever even [F]been to L[C]A Is when [G]I got the [D]chance With the [Em]marching [C]band to play [C]tuba in the [D]rose [G]parade But [C]On [G]- [D]line I live in [G]Malibu I [C]pose for [G]Calvin [D]Klien, I've been in [G]GQ [C]Im single and I'm [G]rich and [D]I got a set of [Em]six pack [C]Abs that would blow your [D]mind It [C]turns[G] girls [D]on that I'm mys[G]terious I [C]tell em [G]that I [D]dont want nothing [G]serious Cause [C]even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [Em]three way [C]Chat with two women [D]at one time I'm [G]so much [F]cooler On-[C]line. [G]Yea I'm [F]cooler on[C]line When you [D]got my kinda stats its [G]hard to get a date [C]Let alone a [D]real girl[G]friend But I [D]grow another foot and I [G]lose a buncha weight [C]Every time I log [D]in [Em] [D] [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [C]On [G]- [D]Line Im out in [G]Hollywood Im [C]6 [G]foot [D]5 and i look [G]damn good [C]Even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [G]three way [C]Chat with two women [D]at one time [G]I'm so much [F]cooler on-[C]line. [G]Yea I'm [F]cooler [C]online [G]I'm so much [F]cooler on-[C]line [G]Yea I'm [F]cooler [C]online