Girl All The Bad Guys Want

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[D]8 o'clock, Monday night a[G]nd I'm waitin'     [A]
[D]To finally talk to a girl [G]a little coole[A]r than me.
[D]Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with [G]a nose ring,      [A]
[D]She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure[G] what that mea[A]ns.

[B#]And when she walks,[A]
All the wi[D]nd blows and the angels sing[G].
But sh[E]e doesn't notice me!      [G]

Cause she is watchin' wrestling      [D]       [D]
Creamin' over tough guys      [E]       [E]
Listenin' to rap metal [F#]   [F#]
Turntables in her eyes [G]  [G]

It's like a bad movie     [E]
She is lookin' throu[F#]gh me
If you were me, then you'd be  [G]
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"  [F#]
As I fail miser[G]ably,
              [A]
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
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[D]She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange  [G]          [A]
[D]Her cd changer's full of singers [G]that are mad at their [A]dad
[D]She says she'd like to score some reefer and a f[G]orty             [A]
[D]She'll never know that I'm the best that sh[G]e'll never ha[A]ve

[B#]And when she walks,[A]
All the wi[D]nd blows and the angels sing[G].
But sh[E]e doesn't notice me!      [G]

Cause she is watchin' wrestling      [D]       [D]
Creamin' over tough guys      [E]       [E]
Listenin' to rap metal [F#]   [F#]
Turntables in her eyes [G]  [G]

She likes 'em with a moustac[D]he
Racetrack season[E] pass
                [F#]
Drivin' in [A] Trans-[Am]
Does a mullet make a [G]man?

It's like a bad movie     [E]
She is lookin' throu[F#]gh me
If you were me, then you'd be  [G]
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"  [F#]
As I fail miser[G]ably,
              [A]
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
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[B#] There she goes again
With fi[A]shnets on, and dreadlock[G]s in her hair
[B#]She broke my heart[A], I wanna be sedated      [G]
[A]All I wanted was to see her naked!

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For This:
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie     [E]
She is lookin' throu[F#]gh me
If you were me, then you'd be  [G]
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"  [F#]
As I fail miser[G]ably,
              [A]
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
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'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!