Girl All The Bad Guys Want

Tuning: E2 A2 D3 G3 B3 E4 (low to high)

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[D] [G] [A] [Bm]

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[D]8 o'clock, Monday ni[G]ght and I'm w[A]aitin'
[D]To finally talk to a [G]girl a little [A]cooler than me.
[D]Her name is Nona, she's a ro[G]cker with a n[A]ose ring,
[D]She wears a two way, but I'm n[G]ot quite sure [A]what that m[Bm]eans.

And when she w[A]alks,
All the wi[D]nd blows and the angels si[G]ng.
But s[Em]he doesn't notice me[G]!

Cause she is watchin' wrestl[D]ing
Creamin' over to[Em]ugh guys
Listenin' to r[F#]ap metal
Turntables [G]in her eyes

It's like a bad mo[Em]vie
She is lookin' t[F#]hrough me
If you were me, then y[G]ou'd be
Screamin' "Someone [F#]shoot me!"
As I fail miser[G]ably,
Tryin' to get the g[A]irl all the bad guys want.
Repeat Intro

[D]She likes the godsmack and I l[G]ike agent or[A]ange
[D]Her cd changer's full of sin[G]gers that are m[A]ad at their dad
[D]She says she'd like to score some re[G]efer and a fo[A]rty
[D]She'll never know that I'm the [G]best that sh[A]e'll never have

[Bm]And when she wa[A]lks,
All the wi[D]nd blows and the a[G]ngels sing.
But [Em]she doesn't notice m[G]e!

Cause she is watchin' wre[D]stling
Creamin' over [Em]tough guys
Listenin' to r[F#]ap metal
Turntables [G]in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mousta[D]che
Racetrack s[Em]eason pass
                [F#]
Drivin' in [A] Trans-[Am]
Does a mullet [G]make a man?

It's like a bad mo[Em]vie
She is lookin' th[F#]rough me
If you were me, then [G]you'd be
Screamin' "Someone sho[F#]ot me!"
As I fail mi[G]serably,
Tryin' to get the g[A]irl all the bad guys want.

Repeat Intro

[Bm] There she go[A]es again
With fis[G]hnets on, and dreadlocks in her ha[Bm]ir
She broke my [A]heart, I wanna be sedat[G]ed
All I wanted was to see her nak[A]ed!

Plucking, soft part:
[D]Re[Em]pea[F#]t  [G]

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

Chorus 3/Outro________________________________________________
It's like a bad m[Em]ovie
She is lookin' thro[F#]ugh me
If you were me, then [G]you'd be
Screamin' "Someone [F#]shoot me!"
As I fail miser[G]ably,
Tryin' to get the [A]girl all the bad guys want.

Repeat Intro riff until end

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!