Perfect Woman

[G] [D] [Em] [C]
[G] [D] [C] [G]

[G] She was the p[D]erfect woman
[Em] in every single w[C]ay
[G] she made the s[D]un shine brighter
[C] and all my cares go aw[G]ay

[G] She was the p[D]erfect woman
[Em] she was a gourmet ch[C]ef
[G] they say that l[D]ove is blind
[C] well, it's allso d[G]eath     [G]

Cuz Helen Keller was the p[D]erfect woman
[Em] and noone underst[C]ands
[G] just how t[D]alented
[C] she was with her h[G]ands

[G]God made her the p[D]erfect woman
[Em] I was the finishing t[C]ouch
[G] she was the p[D]erfect woman
[C] she didnt talk so m[G]uch

[G]she wanted to n[D]ame the kids
[Em] so I finally l[C]et her
[G] it turned out h[D]orrible
[C] she could have done b[G]etter

[G]but i guess it was [D]allright
[Em] we had a boy and a g[C]irl
[G] just me and H[D]elen
[C]Arhar and[G] Earl

[G]Cuz Helen Keller was a m[D]iricorker(??)
[Em] I was a oneman sh[C]ow
[G] I could walk [D]around the house naked
[C] she wouldn't even kn[G]ow

[G]Helen Keller was my p[D]erfect woman
[Em] i was her only n[C]eed
[G] she didn't mind the s[D]its on my ass
it gave her more to r[G]ead

Gave her more to read     |
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it gave her more to read  |
                          |I give up here... somehing like
it gave her more to read  |G C Em D
it gave her more to read  |[G]Li[C]st[Em]en [D]th[G]e original
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more to read              |
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more to read              |

red moise and ivy

she read acney

she read her bees

she read it all

she read goosebumbs

she read blisters

even read a basketball

[G]Helen Keller was my p[D]erfect woman
[Em]but i dont think she c[C]ared
[G]I played this s[D]ong for her
[C]she just sad there and st[G]ared

[G]she was still my p[D]erfect woman
[Em]i was sort of a m[C]ess
[G]i asked her to m[D]ary me
she said "ye[C]aoh[G]eh!"

Im going to hell

My apologies for bad spelling/wrong lyrics..
I will upload a new version if/when i figure the last middle part out.
Enjoy!