A Love Ballad

[D]  [A]  [Bm]  [G]  [D]  [A]  [G]  [D]

[D]She got me with her [A]looks, she got me with her [Bm]stare,
Bright blue [G]eyes and her long blonde [D]hair,
From the [A]start it was easy to [Bm]see,
[G]This was the girl for me.[D]   [A]      [Bm]
[G]who cares if she was 83.

[D]  [A]  [Bm]  [G]  [D]

She could make me [A]silent, she could make me [Bm]shout.
And she drove me [G]wild with those dentures [D]out.
When we [A]ate people said we were [Bm]rude,
cause i [G]had to pre-chew her fo[D]od.

[D]  [A]  [Bm]  [G]  [D]

Her skin was [A]saggy from her feet to her [Bm]face,
I put my hand up her [G]skirt...second [D]base!
We made [A]love and the more i [Bm]thrust,
the more the [G]room was covered in [D]dust[A]..[Bm].  [G]the room was covered in [D]d-[A]u-[Bm]s-t[G]

[A] Then one day i felt i [G]chill
as i woke up from our [A]bed
she was lying there real [G]still,
my little lady was already [A]dead.
the wake happened on a saturday [G]night,
I just sat there and bowed my [A]head.
A little girl was one my [G]right,
Crying because her grandma was [D]dead.

and that little girl she...

[D]Got me with her [A]looks got me with her [Bm]tears,
Feminine [G]beauty beyond her [D]years,
From the [A]start it was easy to [Bm]see.
[G]That was the girl me.

[D]  [A]

[Bm]   Who [G]cares if she was only 3.

[D]  [A]  [G]  [D]