My Little Secret
Bo BurnhamVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
People think im tall, you probably do too,
Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny
It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2
Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)
It'll be like nothing youve ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk
Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.
If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
I hate myself, Why isnt it long?
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
"I can only give you a finger-job"
I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.
It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.
I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
But i gotta let nature take its course...
just kidding im huge.
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Readable chord sheet for My Little Secret by Bo Burnham
[Am] [F] [C] [G] [Am]People think im ta[F]ll, you probably do t[C]oo, Cause i got a big h[G]at size and a 16 shoe. [Am] [F] [C] [G] As ta[Am]ll as a tre[F]e, but as wide as a twi[C]g, To top it all of[G]f, my weener is a.[Am]..ti[F]ny [C] [G] [Am]It doesnt make any se[F]nse, its only 2 1/[C]2 Whenever i'm na[G]ked even asians laugh (sry) [Am]It'll be like not[F]hing youve ever f[C]elt Im the only g[G]uy who needs a condom belt[Am]...([F]wha[C]t?)[G] [Am] [F] [C] [G] [Am]Please dont be me[F]an, please dont be a j[C]erk Ive tried all those p[G]ills trust me they dont wo[Am]rk. [F] [C] [G] [Am]If girth was a vir[F]tue, I'd end up in hell[C], Right now I'm e[G]rect, and you can't even te[Am]ll. [F] [C] [G] [Am]I hate myse[F]lf, Why isnt it lo[C]ng? Did my circum[G]cision go horribly wron[Am]g? [F] [C] [G] [Am]When my girlfriend s[F]aw it she started to s[C]ob, "I can only g[G]ive you a finger-jo[Am]b" [F] [C] [G] [Am] [F] [C] [G] [Am]I wanna be the s[F]tud, now i'm the sto[C]oge. It wouldn't be wie[G]rd, if my balls weren't so h[Am]uge.[F] [C] [A] [Am]I guess it would be gr[F]eat if i was hung like a [C]horse, But i gotta let na[G]ture take its cour[Am]se..[F]. [C] [G] just kidding im hu[Am]ge.