My Better Half

So for the first verse you pick these notes, just a Em chord and a G chord. Play 2x for intro.
        [Em]                                   [G]
e|--------------------------------0---------------------------------------3--|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------0----------------------------------------0----------|
D|---------2-------------------------------------------0---------------------|
A|---2----------------------------------------2------------------------------|
E|---------------0-------------------------------------------3---------------|

you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
[Em]you make me laugh youre my better [D]half, though you weigh twice as much

Strum D a few times here.

[Em]350[G] pounds of love
[Em]you mustve [Cmaj7]fell from up above
[Em]and killed the [G]townspeople bel[D]ow
(10th muffled)
you had a crush and you let it show
[Em]when i [G]want to pleasure you[Em] i need an [Cmaj7]expedition crew
[Em]with all those [G]trips to KF[D]C, you eat out more than me.

[Em]  [G]  [Em]  [Cmaj7]    [Em]  [G]
[D]

(Now for this verse go back to picking like the first verse)

we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
(Start strumming Em chord here) D (strum once)
last week we went on a whale watch
(10th muffled)
The boat drove to your house.

Strum the D chord a few times then go to chorus.

[Em]350[G] pounds of pain
[Em]when you exhale[Cmaj7] al gore goes insane
[Em]whenever [G]we make out
[D]i taste jam and sauerkraut

[Em]we went on a [G]sailing trip you [Em]fell and floated [Cmaj7]beside the ship
[Em]then a [G]boat docked on your pa[D]nts
(pick the high e string while keeping the D chord)
and said "i claim this island in the name of france."

[Em] [G] [Em] [Cmaj7] [Em] [G] [D]

Alrighty, now heres a note, I'm not sure if these chords are right, but they sound kinda
what he playes so I'll put 'em on.

[Em]then you did what i fe[G]ared you dissapea[Em]red
[Em]saying t[G]his was[Cmaj7] something [Em]new
[Em]lyposucti[G]on, br[Em]east reduc[G]tion
and what came h[D]ome wasnt you
[D]no no no no it wasnt you it was

[Em]120[G] pounds of hate,
[Em]and you said, [Cmaj7]"i look great."
[Em]and when the [G]nurse removed the f[D]at, they found the neighbors cat

[Em]i just [G]paused and said to her
[Em]i loved you[Cmaj7] just the way you were
[Em]then she [G]smiled and for my [D]sake
[D]said, "pass the ca[Em]aaa[G]aa[Em]aaa[Cmaj7]aaaake!"
[Em]pass the c[Em]aaa[G]aa[Em]aak[D]e
Pass the caa[Em]aaa[G]aa[Em]aaa[Cmaj7]aaaaaaake
Pass the ca[Em]aaa[G]aaaa[D]ke

Anyways, thats it, hope its satisfactory, comment or send me an e-mail. peaceee