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Men And Women

Bo Burnham
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 men and women
men  are like vows,  cause they are easily  broken
women  are like cows,  cause they both have  vaginas
men  are like muzzles  ya,  cause they will try to shut you  up
women  are like puzzles  cause  prier to 1920 neither  had the right to  vote
puzzles  still dont
a  man is an eagle  a women  is a dove
women  can fake orgasms  but  men can fake love
women  are like fingers  and toes,  cause there easy to  count on
men  are like ravens  and crows,  cause they hate using condoms
women  are like yatzees,  cause i rarely  get them
and  men are like nazis,  cause they both caused the  holocaust
male  stippers  always look  like there applying lotion
for  every dollar that a man  makes a woman  makes seventy cents  that doesnt make since
 thats not fair  the mans  only left with thirty
 Men and Women,  its black  and white with an area  of grey for hermaphrodite
male  stippers  always look  like there applying lotion
 and female strippers  when there dancing on  the pole just look  like confused firemen

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Readable chord sheet for Men And Women by Bo Burnham

[A] [D] [A] [E]

men and [A]women   [D]          [A]                 [E]

[A]men are like [D]vows,[A]    [E]  cause they are easil[A]y broken [D]        [A]               [E]

[A]women are like [D]cows,[A]    [E]  cause they both have[A] vaginas [D]        [A]               [E]

[A]men are like [D]muzzles[A] ya,[E]   cause they will try to shut yo[A]u up     [D]            [A]                   [E]

[A]women are like [D]puzzles cause[A] prier to 1920 nei[E]ther had the right [A]to vote  [D]         [A]

[E]puzzles still dont[A]         [D]                [A]                       [E]

[A]a man is an [D]eagle a [A]women is a [E]dove

[A]women can fake [D]orgasms bu[A]t men can fake lo[E]ve

[A]women are like f[D]ingers and [A]toes[E],    cause there easy to[A] count on[D]       [A]              [E]

[A]men are like [D]ravens and c[A]rows,[E]   cause they hate using [A]condoms  [D]         [A]                [E]

[A]women are like [D]yatzees[A],    [E]   cause i rarely[A] get them[D]       [A]              [E]

[A]and men are like [D]nazis,[A]     [E]   cause they both caused [A]the holocaus[D]t        [E]

[A]male sti[D]ppers always lo[A]ok like there applying l[E]otion

[A]for every dollar that a [D]man makes a [A]woman makes seventy [E]cents that doesnt make s[A]ince

thats not f[D]air the m[A]ans only left with t[E]hirty

[A] [D] [A] [E] [A] [D] [A] [E]

Men and [A]Women, its [D]black and white with an [A]area of grey for [E]hermaphrodite

[A]male sti[D]ppers always lo[A]ok like there applying l[E]otion

and female str[A]ippers when there dancing [D]on the pole just [A]look like confused [E]firemen

[A] [A] [A] [E] [A]

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