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High School Party

Bo Burnham
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
High  School party, senior year
Boys  and girls are all sippin’ on beer
I  like soda, where’s the soda
 Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
I  see you from across the crowd
 I said the party  is bumpin’ and the music is loud
You’re  really drunk and you’re looking sad
 It’s like a date rape ad
Girl,  then we start to dance and
Girl,  baby this is romance
Girl,  I’m starting to grow down below,  shit, why did I wear sweat pants
Girl,  you’re bodies like what
conjunction  junction, that’s a fine ass but
I’m  like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin’  ‘til you get to the nut
 And I said
 Let’s rob  an Asian kitchen, or stroll  down the block
 Either way  girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)
 nothing?
You’re  going to love me the way my uncle did
Except  you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it
Be  a guillotine or my girl  instead
 Either way,  you’re giving me head
I’m  gonna love you the right way
Shorty  with a body looking hotty when I say
Girl
 When I say girl
We  go into the bedroom  exchanging nervous laughter
Why’s  it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
You  spread your naked legs and I see  that wounded that never healed
Even  though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
We’re  both aware of my erection
You  ask if I have protection
I  say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
 walked in I had to hide
 them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
Girl
Girl
Insert  a euphemism
 A sexy mental prism
Increase  my pelvic rhythm
 For you with my syllogism
I  know your body and I know how to please ya
 Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
Guys  don’t go down, well I am
What  the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram
Ooh  did you feel that, that was an educated guess
Ooh  did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
High  school party, senior year
None  of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm

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Readable chord sheet for High School Party by Bo Burnham

[Dm]High School party, senior year

[F]Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer

[C]I like soda, where’s the soda

Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda

[Dm]I see you from across the crowd

I said the party[F] is bumpin’ and the music is loud

[C]You’re really drunk and you’re looking [Dm]sad

It’s like a date rape ad

[F]Girl, then we start to dance and

[C]Girl, baby this is romance

[Dm]Girl, I’m starting to grow down bel[C]ow, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

[F]Girl, you’re bodies like what

[C]conjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but

[Dm]I’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping s[C]uckin’ ‘til you get to the nut

And I said

Let’s r[F]ob an Asian kitchen, or s[C]troll down the block

Either [Dm]way girl, we’re taking a [C]walk(wok)
nothing?

[F]You’re going to love me the way my uncle did

[C]Except you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it

[F]Be a guillotine or my g[C]irl instead

Either [Dm]way, you’re giving me [C]head

[F]I’m gonna love you the right way

[C]Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say

[Dm]Girl

When I say [C]girl

[Dm]We go into the bedroom[F] exchanging nervous laughter

[C]Why’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

[Dm]You spread your naked legs and I s[F]ee that wounded that never healed

[C]Even though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

[Dm]We’re both aware of my erection

[F]You ask if I have protection

[C]I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit

[F]Girl

[C]Girl

[Dm]Insert a euphemism

A sexy mental prism

[F]Increase my pelvic rhythm

For you with my syllogism

[C]I know your body and I know how to please ya

Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia

[Dm]Guys don’t go down, well I am

[F]What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diag[C]ram

[Dm]Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

[C]Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

[Dm]High school party, senior year

[F]None of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm

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