Cookout

[E]Grab a seat have [D]something to [A]eat
Help yourself its al[D]right[E]
If you want a beer they're [D]over [A]here
But we only got Coor's light[E]
Try a chip with my [D]homemade [A]dip
the stuff is out of [D]sight[E]
[E]Right before bed we'll shave your[D] head
It's good to see you dresse[E]d in white

Cause its a Klan [A]KooKout [E]      [D]
[E]Klan [A]KooKout [E]       [D]
[E]Klan [A]KooKout [E]       [D]
[E]Klan KooKout[A]     [E]           [D]               [E]

[A] Heres my wif[E]e/[D]sister
 She brightens up my day[E]
[A] She went away and i[E] missed her
[D] Cause my moms a lousy lay[E]
[A] Don't hang with [E]foreign fellows
[D] It'll only be your los[E]s
[A] Stay here and roast [E]marshmallows,
[D] By the burning cr[E]oss

At the Klan [A]Kookout[E]    [D]
[E]Klan Kooko[A]ut     [E]          [D]
[E]Dans on [A]lookout[E]     [D]
At the [E]Klan [A]Kookout[E]      [D]           [E]

[A] And if you're[E] black
[D] Don't wanna see your face[E]
[A] They're like high [E]school trac[D]k
 Just a stupid race[E]
[A] We got a plan[E]
[D] Kill all the [E]Jews
[A] Are you a Mexican[E]
[D] Cause you seem con[E]fused?
 senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

Its a Klan [A]Kookout [E]    [D]       [E]
[A]Klan KooKout[E]    [D]
Mein Kampf? [E]man, check that b[A]ook out [E]      [D]           [E]
at the Klan [A]Kookout [E]      [D]

[E] All men are created equ[D]al, [A]man that shit gets me pissed[D]
[E] Heres an idea for a [D]sequel, [A]someone loses Schindler's lis[D]t
[E] I cook i c[D]lean, c[A]ause im the hooded h[D]ost
[E] And on Halloween,[D] i dress as a..[E].slave owner!

[A] We hate Hisp[E]anics
[D] Hence the 20 foot[E] walls
 And [A]all you goddamn dirty cath[E]olics
[D] Can cath-o-lick my balls[E]
[A] Ethnics give off weird a[E]romas
[D] But what I can't under[E]stand
 Is[A] why we need high school d[E]iplomas
[D] With the bible in[E] hand!

At the Klan [A]KooKout[E]    [D]
[E]Klan [A]Kookout[E]    [D]
[E]Klan [A]Kookout[E]    [D]
[E]Klan [A]Kookout[E]    [D]         [A]

...I have Jewish friends