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All The World Is A Stage Dive

World Inferno Friendship Society
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
-  -  -  repeat as necassary
 i use these A & E chords for the intro, and verse
x x
 10 x
 9 13
 11 14
 12 14
 x 12
 The other parts are all bars or power chords if you like.
Quiet  desperation it ain’t my, it  ain’t my goddamn scene.
 I don’t know  if you can follow  me,
but  lets see.
My  friends!
 To the wine and to the stage!
 If you squander your precious and beautiful  days,
 that makes you a sucker.
 You don’t want to be a sucker  do you?
To  the quitters  and the complainers,
if  we never meet again
 remember when  –-
all  the world was a stage dive,
 all the world loved a clown,
 knowing how the clown hated  them
 and all the clowns in the house
stared  up  at the  stage.
 They used to get so  mad.
 The had such a good thing  that day
 but at the last minute it  just  sort  of  went bad.
They  lost their nerve,
They  just went straight.
They  didn’t have the balls to hold it down and
 they brought everybody else right down with them
 While clowns must stand.
 So welcome.
 Welcome to the scene!
 You’ve all got to come out and have a drink with me. I’ll buy round one,
 you buy round two,
 you buy round three.
 We’ll make a toast to absent friends
 and better days,
 to remembering and being remembered as brave
 and not as a bunch of whining jerks.
 To the quitters and the complainers,
 if we never meet again remember this –-
 All the world is a stage dive
 All the world loves a clown.
 You know that clowns hate them and
 how hard it is to get a clown out of the house
 and up on the stage.
 But tonight you’ve come, you’re here, I’m so glad.
 Don’t forget how it feels kids and don’t crap out.
 Don’t lose your nerve.
 Do not go straight.
 You must testify or
 I’m going to come to your house to
 punch you in the mouth
 ‘cause clowns must stand.
 When a clown goes straight all clowns are hurt. When a clown abandons his passion
 all his friends end up with egg on the face.
 Clowns must stand.

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Readable chord sheet for All The World Is A Stage Dive by World Inferno Friendship Society

[A]- [E] - [A] -[E] repeat as necassary
i use these A & E chords for the intro, and verse
[A]x   [E]x
10  x
9   13
11  14
12  14
x   12

The other parts are all bars or power chords if you like.

[A]Quiet desperation it ain’t my, [E]it ain’t my goddamn [E]scene.
I don’t k[Eb]now if you can [D]follow me,
[D]but lets [A]see.   [E]
[A]My friends!
To the wine and to the [E]stage!
If you squander your [E]precious [Eb]and [D]beautiful days,
that makes you a [A]sucker.
You don’t want to be a [E]sucker do you?
[D]To the [E]quitters and the [A]complainers,
[D]if we never meet agai[E]n
remember wh[A]en –[Ab]-    [F#]         [A]

[A]all the world was a stage dive,
all the world loved a [E]clown,
knowing how the clown [D]hated them
and all the clowns in the hous[A]e   [Ab]        [F#]             [E]
[E]star[F#]ed up[Ab] at [A]the stage.
They used to get so[E] mad.
The had such a good [D]thing that day
but at the last minute i[A]t ju[Ab]st so[F#]rt of[E] went bad.
[A]They lost their nerve,
[E]They just went straight.
[D]They didn’t have the balls to hold it down and

they brought everybody else right down with them
While clowns must stand.

So welcome.
Welcome to the scene!
You’ve all got to come out and have a drink with me. I’ll buy round one,
you buy round two,
you buy round three.
We’ll make a toast to absent friends
and better days,
to remembering and being remembered as brave
and not as a bunch of whining jerks.
To the quitters and the complainers,
if we never meet again remember this –-

All the world is a stage dive
All the world loves a clown.
You know that clowns hate them and
how hard it is to get a clown out of the house
and up on the stage.
But tonight you’ve come, you’re here, I’m so glad.
Don’t forget how it feels kids and don’t crap out.

Don’t lose your nerve.
Do not go straight.
You must testify or
I’m going to come to your house to
punch you in the mouth
‘cause clowns must stand.

When a clown goes straight all clowns are hurt. When a clown abandons his passion
all his friends end up with egg on the face.
Clowns must stand.

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