No Cigarettes

|[Am]      |[D]       |[C]       |[G]   [G/f#] |
 [Am]       [C]        [D]        [C]   [G]
|[G/f#]    |

At the end of the G chord walk down the low E string: E-----3--2-----

[Am]Think me and you could maybe [D]use a lost weekend
[Am]I've been losing all m[C]y friends
[Am]I wave another empty [D]bottle in your face,
[Am]Like I'm hitting it [C]hard
But it's just [Am]pretend
'cos you know I'm[D] not
[C]   I wouldn't know where to [G]start
     [G/f#]       [Am]
I've been there before
I went and got [D]lost,
           [C]                          [G]            [G/f#]
Always the back end of this pantomime horse

[Am]All we seem to do these days is [D]wave our arms and yell
[Am]   Other people are [C]hell
[Am]And what's that song you're singing, [D]everybody hurts?
[Am]  And everybody [C]lies,
Don't wanna rem[Am]ember,
too many reg[D]rets
[C]     And no ciga[G]rettes
     [G/f#]      [Am]
'cos I'm not a smoker,
But I said I [D]was
And the e[C]levator stuck between the [G]floors
   [G/f#]       [Am]
Is getting to me
Don't let him f[D]orsake you
[C]Rack 'em up and knock 'em down [G]again
       [G/f#]       [Am]
You're changing direction
I won't know where I[D] was
The [C]back end of the pantomime [G]horse
   [G/f#]       [Am]
Is getting to me

[Am]Ooooooooh [G]delay              (lyrics? possibly odelay)
[C]Maestro, a [G]drum roll [Am]please
[Am]                 [D] strum once
This is the golden age

E-------2--3--------

[Am]Staring down the c[D]orners of the room
[Am]Another nowhere [C]town
[Am]When everything I sing is [D]in a minor key
[Am]I have to write it [C]down,
Or I won't re[Am]member
Then I'll get it [D]wrong
[C]                This isn't the [G]song,
             [G/f#]        [Am]
I'm thinking I'm not the singer
That I thought I [D]was
In the [C]solitude before the ap[G]plause
   [G/f#]       [Am]
Is getting to me

[Am]Ooooooooooh d[G]elay
[C]Maestro a [G]drum roll [Am]please
[Am]                 [D] strum once
This is the golden age

E------2--3----------

|[Am]      |[D]       |[C]       |[G] strum once

Chords used

     [Am]          [D]         [C]      [C]
[G]        [G/f#]
e ---0-----------5---------3-------0---------3---------3-----|
B ---1-----------7---------5-------5---------3---------3-----|
G ---2-----------7---------5-------0---------4---------4-----|
D ---2-----------7---------5-------5---------5---------5-----|
A ---0-----------5---------3-------3---------5---------5-----|
E ---x-----------x---------x-------x---------3---------2-----|

The alternative C chord sounds a bit more like the recording I think, I may
be completely wrong.

Joey Warner

Have a nice day