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Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar

Wingnut Dishwashers Union
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Strum
D-DU-UDU
 x2
So  I dip this pen in arsenic
I  write a song for every president
that  wont ever get shot in the face
And  I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
Head  down to the court house
with  one chord I level the place
But  hasn't anybody learned
don't  ever trust a man who  plays guitar
The  day I rob a bank the  first day I'm not lying
 to you  or me about what I believe
And  if I die then let my gravestone read
 rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
If  I live then let my heart be like a beating  picket line
they'll  sooner see a corpse than see a scab
 Hasn't anybody learned
 the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
the  day I rob a banks the  first day of my life
 as an  honest man, an  honest man
The  day I rob a banks  the first day of my life
 As an  honest man, an  honest man
 The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
 Is the day I finally get what I deserve
 End on C

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Readable chord sheet for Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar by Wingnut Dishwashers Union

[C] [G] [Am] [E] [F] x2

[C]So I dip this pen in arsenic
[E]I write a song for every president
[Am]that wont ever get shot in the face      [F]
[C]And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
[E]Head down to the court house
[Am]with one chord I level the place[F]
[C]But hasn't anybody learned
[E]don't ever trust a man wh[Am]o plays guitar     [F]
[C]The day I rob a bank the[E] first day I'm not lying
to y[Am]ou or me about what I believe  [F]
[C]And if I die then let my gravestone r[E]ead
[pause]               [Am]                    [F]
rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
[C]If I live then let my heart be like a [E]beating picket line
[Am]they'll sooner see a corpse than see a [F]scab
[pause]
Hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
[C]the day I rob a banks [E]the first day of my life
as [Am]an honest man, a[F]n honest man
[C]The day I rob a banks[E] the first day of my life
As [Am]an honest man, [F]an honest man
[tap guitar]
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve

End on C

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