One More Minute
Wierd Al YankovicVersion1
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D-DU-UDU
Well I heard that youre leaving
Gonna leave me far behind
Cos you found a brand new lover
You decided that Im not your kind
So I pulled your name out of my rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
Thats right you aint gonna see me crying
Im glad that you found somebody new
But Id rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you
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Readable chord sheet for One More Minute by Wierd Al Yankovic
[G]Well I heard that youre leaving [C] [G]Gonna leave me far behind [C] [E]Cos you found a brand new lover [Am] [D]You decided that Im not your kind [G] So I pul[C]led your name out of my rol[G]odex [C] And I tore[F] all your pictures in two [C] And I burn[E]ed down the malt shop where we used to go [Am] Just because[D] it reminds me of you [G] Thats righ[F]t you aint go[G]nna see me crying [C] Im gla[F]d that you found som[G]ebody new [C] But Id rath[F]er spend eternity eati[G]ng shards of broken g[Am]lass [C] Than spen[F]d one more minute with yo[G]u [C] I guess I might seem kinda bitter You got me feeling down in the dumps 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you [F]I'd rather rip out my intestines wi[G]th a fork [F]Than watch you going out with other men [C] [F]I'd rather slam my fingers in[Am] a door (yah) [F]Again and again and again and again and again [G] Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin... I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches) Shove an icepick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip m[F]y heart right out of my ribcage with my bare[G] hands and then throw [Am]it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die... [F] Than spen[C]d one more minute with yo[G]u [C]