Get A New Daddy

[A]Hey there kids, I see you're[F#] feeling blue
[D]Parents push you around and tell yo[A]u what to do
[A]Dad makes you clean your room and[F#] go to bed
[A]Instead of watch TV you have to d[F#]o homework instead
[D]And I know it makes you angry and you're[A] full of rage
[A]Well let me tell you a secret I wish I[F#] knew at your age
[D]Next time you're angry and you [A]want to fight back
[A]Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack

[A]And you can get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]Police will take the old one [A]away in a caddy

[A]You can get a new[C#] daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]Stay up real late
[A]Kick back, and light up a fatty

You can [A]get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]In a couple of months you'll probably [A]get a new daddy
[A]Get a new dadd[C#]y
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]In a couple of months you'll probably [A]get a new daddy

[A]Now for a little while your [F#]new daddy's cool
[D]Buys you things and tries real hard to[A] bond with you
[A]Let's you eat candy and play[F#] video games
[D]But your friend's at school all think that he's[A] kind of lame
[A]Now you can't have your buddies making[F#] fun of your dad
[D]And all in all this one is really[A] not so bad
[A]But you think you might like to [F#]try once more
[D]Take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer

And you can [A]get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]Stay up real late
[A]Kick back, and light up a fatty
[A]You can get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]Police will take the old one away in [A]a caddy
You can [A]get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]In a couple of months you'll probably [A]get a new daddy
[A]Get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]In a couple of months you'll probably [A]get a new daddy

[A]Now your mom's wondering what's [F#]wrong with her
[D]And why she keeps attracting men that are[A] dirty perv's
[A]She has a breakdown and [F#]cries and cries
[D]And after a while she's institutionalized

Then you can [A]get a new [C#]mommy
[F#]Get a new mommy
[D]New brother, and sister, a new hou[A]se, a new mommy
[A]Get a new [C#]mommy
[F#]Get a new mommy
[D]A new brother, new sister, a new hou[A]se, a new mommy
[A]Get a new [C#]mommy,
[F#]get a new daddy
[D]Stay up real late
Kick back, and[A] spark up a fatty
You can [A]get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
[D]Police will take the old one [A]away in a caddy
You can [A]get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new mommy
A new[D] brother, and sister, a new [A]house, a new mommy
[A]Get a new mommy, [C#]get a new daddy
[F#]Stay up real late
[D]Kick back, and [A]spark up a fatty
You can [A]get a new [C#]daddy
[F#]Get a new daddy
In a c[D]ouple of months you'll probably[A] get a new daddy