Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain

[G], [Bm], [Am], [G])

   I guess it's something in my [Am]brain
 [D]  I need whiskey to ease the [G]pain [D/F#]      [Em]
   But it's early in the [C]morning
 [D]  and I'm feeling bad a[G]gain [Bm]    [Am]       [G]
   But if you ever [C]loved me
 [D]  you'll go easy on me [G]now [D/F#]      [Em]
   Fix me up a cup of [A7]coffee
   and in a while I'll come a[D]round
   I think I'll spend the dogfood [Am]money
 [D]  but he'll love me just the [G]same [D/F#]      [Em]
   But if you really love me [C]baby
 [D]  Help me scrape the mucus off my [G]brain [Bm]    [Am]       [G]

   It's a shame when morning hurts,
   I've seen bad and I've seen worse
   it's the nature of my being
   I took some money from your purse
   Now a Frenchman loves to party
   and I know he's not to blame
   But the way you're lookin' at me baby
   I just can't help but feel the shame

   I think I'll spend the dogfood money
   but he'll love me just the same
   But if you really love me baby
   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
   But if you really love me baby
   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain