The Vampire Club
VoltaireVersion1
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the moon was full and the color of blood
the night the pirates came to the vampire club
their leader was tall and snide and slim
he looked like a gay captain morgan.
well, he recognized a vampire from his school
and he did something that was most uncool
he said 'hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?
his name is bernie weinstein and he's in the 8th grade!'
(CHORUS)
fangs were flying, capes were torn
hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
the number one rule in this game:
never call one by his real name
wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
by pointy boots in a rush
and boris at the bar orders a bud and says,
'it's just another night at the vampire club.'
missi lost a fang in the ladies room
and we all laughed and called her snaggletooth!
and dee was mad cause he broke his cane
and he flushed his contacts down the drain
there was so much angst after the fight
vlad and akasha broke up that night
while some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
that use to be 'father' you-know-who
well, it's hard to believe but we're still around
and when we hang out it's always upside down
dressed in black from toe to head singing
'bela lugosi's still undead!'
a gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
we'd do anything to avoid a fight
but if you really want to see some gore and blood
wait 'til the ravers come to the vampire club
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Readable chord sheet for The Vampire Club by Voltaire
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-01111111-01111111-0111-0111-01111111--------------------------------------| [F]the moon was full and the color of blood the night the pirates came to the vampire club [C]their leader was tall and snide and slim [F]he looked like a gay captain morgan. [F]well, he recognized a vampire from his school and he did something that was most uncool [C]he said 'hey everybody, see the fool in the cape? [F]his name is bernie weinstein and he's in the 8th grade!' (CHORUS) [Bb]fangs were flying, capes were [F]torn hell hath no fury like a vampire [Bb]scorned the number one rule in this [F]game: never call one by his real [Bb]name wigs were pulled, top hats were [F]crushed by pointy boots in a rush [C]and boris at the bar orders a bud and says, [F]'it's just another night at the vampire club.' missi lost a fang in the ladies room and we all laughed and called her snaggletooth! and dee was mad cause he broke his cane and he flushed his contacts down the drain there was so much angst after the fight vlad and akasha broke up that night while some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo that use to be 'father' you-know-who well, it's hard to believe but we're still around and when we hang out it's always upside down dressed in black from toe to head singing 'bela lugosi's still undead!' a gaggle of goths is a peaceful site we'd do anything to avoid a fight but if you really want to see some gore and blood wait 'til the ravers come to the vampire club