The Trouble With Tribbles
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I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone
And Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone
I was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone
CHORUS
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
That mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer
I caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"?
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum.
CHORUS
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
Klingon captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd
And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude.
We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew
But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who
CHORUS
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
Bones says these critters are all pregnant when there born
I had just one now I have a thousand maybe more
I have so many now, I know just what to do
I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.
I was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones
I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone.
That tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw
"You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you
CHORUS
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"
So go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay
You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey
Tribbles hate the Klongons, they realy make them go
They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole
CHORUS
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole
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Readable chord sheet for The Trouble With Tribbles by Voltaire
[Em]I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral [B7]zone
And Im [Em]sure you've heard [Am]what occurs [B7]when a fella is a[Em]lone
[Em]I was mighty [Am]lonley there, till I [Em]met a man named [B7]Jones
And he [Em]sold me a muff, [Am]coverd in fluff so I [B7]would,t have to spank my b[B7]one[Em]
CHORUS
[Am]Get your self a [Em]tribble, and [Am]then your good to [Em]go
If you got [Am]enough quadrotriti[Em]cale, you'll have an [B7]endless supply of ho's
I [Am]grabbed myself some va[Em]seline and [Am]slatherd up my [Em]pole
But the [Am]trouble with these tribbles, there [B7]fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
[Em]That mate there is [Am]scotty, he's our [Em]chief engi[B7]neer
An[Em]d he's never had a ho, cause [Am]most don't know he's as [B7]queer as vulcan be[B7]er [Em]
I [Em]caught him with some [Am]tribbles, I [Em]said "boy are you [B7]dumb"?
"[Em]Hear my song your [Am]doing it wrong" he was [B7]shoving them up his bu[B7]m. [Em]
CHORUS
[Am]Get your self a [Em]tribble, and [Am]then your good to [Em]go
If you got [Am]enough quadrotriti[Em]cale, you'll have an [B7]endless supply of ho's
I [Am]grabbed myself some va[Em]seline and [Am]slatherd up my [Em]pole
But the [Am]trouble with these tribbles, there [B7]fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
[Em]Klingon captain [Am]Koloth, he's [Em]mean as he is sh[B7]rewd
And [Em]on shore leave, he [Em]got us p[B7]eeved because he is very rud[B7]e. [Em]
We [Em]beamed all of our [Am]tribbles to [Em]Koloth and his [B7]crew
But [Em]from the yells we [Am]couldn't tell, [B7]who was raping wh[B7]o [Em]
CHORUS
[Am]Get your self a [Em]tribble, and [Am]then your good to [Em]go
If you got [Am]enough quadrotriti[Em]cale, you'll have an [B7]endless supply of ho's
I [Am]grabbed myself some va[Em]seline and [Am]slatherd up my [Em]pole
But the [Am]trouble with these tribbles, there [B7]fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
[Am]Bones says these critters are all [Em]pregnant when there born
[Am]I had just one now I have a [Em]thousand maybe more
[Am]I have so many now, I [Em]know just what to do
[B7]I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.
[Em]I was on K[Am]7 when [Em]I saw Mr [B7]Jones
[Em]I gave him what for and [Am]said theirs more I've [B7]come to pick a bon[B7]e. [Em]
[Em]That tribble that you [Am]sold me, [Em]it didn't have a hole to [B7]screw
"You [Em]dope" he said you [Am]don't screw t[B7]hem you let those things screw y[B7]ou [Em]
CHORUS
[Am]Get your self a [Em]tribble, and [Am]then your good to [Em]go
If you got [Am]enough quadrotriti[Em]cale, you'll have a [B7]dozen of them in your hole
I [Am]grabbed myself some va[Em]seline and [Am]slatherd up my [Em]rump
cause the [Am]nice thing about these [Em]tribbles, there [B7]fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"
[Em]So go back to your [Am]quarters and [Em]on your bunk you [B7]lay
[Em]You hope an prey that [Am]on our way we [B7]pass a bird of pre[B7]y [Em]
[Em]Tribbles hate the [Am]Klongons, they [Em]realy make them [B7]go
They [Em]get irate and t[Am]hey vibrate up [B7]in your hiney ho[B7]le [Em]
CHORUS
[Am]Get your self a [Em]tribble, and [Am]then your good to [Em]go
If you got [Am]enough quadrotriti[Em]cale, you'll have a [B7]dozen of them in your hole
I [Am]grabbed myself some va[Em]seline and [Am]slatherd up my [Em]rump
cause the [Am]nice thing about these [Em]tribbles, there [B7]fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole