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Cannibal Buffet

Voltaire
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Strum
D-DU-UDU
 Well, I was on a cruise  ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
 The ship went down,  everybody drowned
 And I  was just glad the sea  didn't swallow me
 Well, I  was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
 And so I washed  up on a beach
 Nine hungry  eyes were staring  down at me.
 I'm in the middle  of the  Cannibal Buffet
 I'm feeling well;  they like me that way
 See, if you really wanna know  what's eatin' me
 It's the man-eaters  on the  coast of Barbary
 Oh, trouble was afoot  - they were eatin' mine
 Toein' the party line,
 I was startin' to feel,  "these guys are heels"
 But, the  truth be told, these cannibals  have got sole
 Hey, numbskull,  look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
 You ain't humerus,  stop ribbin' me
 Have  a spine, bone  up on settin' me free
 (Chorus)
Missionaries  came to  this place
 They taught  us manners
 Now we cannibals  always  say grace...
 (Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the
 sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)
 AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!
 (Last chorus and outro)

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Readable chord sheet for Cannibal Buffet by Voltaire

Well, I was on a c[Dm]ruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
The ship went [Gm]down, everybody [Dm]drowned
And [A]I was just glad the [A7]sea didn't swallow [Dm]me
Well, [Dm]I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
And so I w[Gm]ashed up on a b[Dm]each
Nine [A]hungry eyes were s[A7]taring down at [Dm]me.

I'm in the [Dm]middle of [Bb]the Cannibal Buf[Dm]fet
I'm feeling [A]well; they like me that [Dm]way
See, if you really wanna [Gm]know what's eatin' [Dm]me
It's the [A]man-eaters on the[A7] coast of Barba[Dm]ry

Oh, trouble was a[Dm]foot - they were eatin' mine
Toein' the party line,
I was startin' to [Gm]feel, "these guys are [Dm]heels"
But, the[A] truth be told, these c[A7]annibals have got [Dm]sole
Hey, n[Dm]umbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
You ain't hume[Gm]rus, stop ribbin' [Dm]me
H[A]ave a spine, bone[A7] up on settin' me f[Dm]ree

(Chorus)

[Bb]Missiona[Dm]ries came [Bb]to this p[Dm]lace
They [Bb]taught us man[Dm]ners
Now we [A]cannibals a[A7]lways say g[Dm]race...
(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the
sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)
AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!

(Last chorus and outro)

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