One More Last Chance

[D]

[D]        She was standing at the front door
        when [G]I came home last [D]night

        the Good Book in her left hand and a
        [A]rollin' pin in her right
        she [D]said you've come home for the last time
        with [G]whiskey on your [D]breath

        if you don't listen to my preachin' boy
        I'm gonna [A]have to beat you half to [D]death

[D]        gimme just one more last chance
        [G]before you say we're [D]through

        I know I drive you crazy baby
        it's the [A]best that I can do
        we're just some [D]good ole boys a'makin noise
        I ain't [G]running 'round on [D]you
        gimme just [G]one more [D]last chance
        [A]before you say we're [D]through

        At first she hid my glasses
        because she knows that I can't see
        she said you ain't goin' nowhere boy
        until you spend a little time with me

        then the boys called from the honky tonk
        said there's a party goin' on down here
        well she might'a took my car keys
        but she forgot about my old John Deere

[over chorus]

        gimme just one more last chance
        before you say we're through