Maiden

intro = [E]
[E]Dogs are barkin', b[E]irds are chirpin'
the [E]only thing better is if [E]I were squirtin'
there's [A]no one here to love on me t[E]oday
for the m[F#]aiden[A]s on holid[E]ay
yeah the [F#]maide[A]ns on holi[E]day

verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle
         hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles
         but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay
         for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday

bridge=
[F#]I ain't nothin' but chivalrous
[B]ain't never been nothing nasty between us
[F#]she knows where she stands
[B]on the heart of a [A]broken man

verse 3= [E]it's gonna be bad no matter what
         so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt
         any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay
         for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday