This Life

[D]Well I broke the laces on both my shoes
[G]And I just drank my last two shots of booze
[D]And I, ain’t got enough money to pay my rent                   [A]

[D]Well the federalist they took my truck
[G]And I’m down to my last 20 bucks
[A]And I, just can’t take it anymore       [D]

[D]Well I know, this life can get you
[G]Down, down, down
[D]So hard to get your feet oh the ground oh lord [A]
And I try,[D] I try, to just get by, by, by[G]
[A]But I just can’t take it anymore       [D]

Well I met Chuck Norris in the alley way
Well he punched me in the face and he ran away
Picked up my dog and kicked him off a bridge

Well I pick myself up and I kept on going
But I lost my coat, and now its stolen
And I just can’t take it anymore

Well I smoked my last bowl and now it’s gone
I guess I’ll have to scrape the resin out from my bong
And just, sit my ass on the couch and just try to get high

Well I tried to light my lighter but it won’t work
I tried a lighter with my toaster but my fingers burn
And now, I just can’t take it anymore