Naked Chef Song
TripodVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
My girlfriend dont love me no more
Im trying my best but she wants more
She says, why cant you be like that guy on TV,
Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.
I decided to make her some food,
So I stood at the stove in the nude
But then I found out, why hes not tackle out
Why hes not in the buff, while hes cooking his stuff
I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!
Im trying so hard to impress her
But in the kitchen im making a mess-a
My pastas a huge disaster
Shes not in a hurry to eat my curry,
And my soup spelt backwards is poos
Ive got a new recipe
And maybe if he uses it shell love me
Oh postie, please deliver,
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver
It would be the best gift I could give her
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
I can just see him now on his show
Between washing his car and riding his moped
In his beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment
Does he ever have time to cook?
(mocking Jamies voice)
Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.
Its a sultana sandwich, ya know, its a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird
Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,
Im young old people dont really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.
Oh postie, please deliver,
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver
It would be the best gift I could give her
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
Girls get Jamie Oliver,
G (keep on quickly strumming) and
.stop. hahaha
And we get two fat ladies
With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing.
it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.
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Readable chord sheet for Naked Chef Song by Tripod
[G]My girlfriend dont love me [Bb]no more [C] [F]
[G]Im trying my best [Bb]but she [C]wants more [F]
She says, why [Bb]cant you be like that guy on TV, [C]
Who calls [Bb]himself naked but wears a skivvy.[F]
[G]I decided to make her some[Bb] food, [C] [F]
[G]So I stood at the stove in t[Bb]he nude[C] [F]
But then I found out[Bb], why hes not tackle out [C]
Why hes not in the [Bb]buff, while hes cooking his stu[C]ff
[F]I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!
I[G]m trying so hard t[C]o impress her [D]
But in the[G] kitchen im making a [C]mess-a [D]
My past[G]as a huge di[F]saster [Em]
She[G]s not in a hurry [F]to eat my curr[Em]y,
And my soup [D]spelt backwards is poos
I[C]ve got a new recipe [G]
And [A]maybe if he uses it shell love me
[G]Oh postie, p[C]lease del[F]iver,
[G]My sandwich to J[C]amie Oliver[F]
It wo[G]uld be the best gift I could g[F]ive her [Em]
[D]If my sultana sandwich made it on the na[G]ked chef
[G] [Bb] [C] [F]
I can just [G]see him [Bb]now on his sh[C]ow [F]
Betwe[G]en washing his [Bb]car and ridin[C]g his moped [F]
In his bea[Bb]utiful flat, and his t[C]rendy speech impediment
Does he [D]ever have time to cook?
[G] [Bb] [C] [F]
(mocking Jamies voice)
Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.
Its a sultana sandwich, ya know, its a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird
Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,
Im young old people dont really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.
[G]Oh postie, p[C]lease del[F]iver,
[G]My sandwich to J[C]amie Oliver[F]
It wo[G]uld be the best gift I could g[F]ive her [Em]
[D]If my sultana sandwich made it on the na[G]ked chef
Gir[F]ls get Jamie Oliver,
G (keep on quickly strumming) and
.stop. hahaha
And we get two fat ladies
With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing.
it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.