Fabian
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.
But do you recall,
The least famous reindeer of all?
This song's for you.
This song's for you.
This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,
Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.
Not unlike Rudolph in that sense,
The hallmarks are almost the same.
Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...
Fabian had just... a cavity.
No nose at all,
Just a big empty space,
In the middle of his face.
Just a couple of chambers
What are you looking at?
D'ya want a piece of this?
This song's for you.
This song's for you.
Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.
Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim,
To the elves and their cost-cutting measures.
In keeping their overheads down,
The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.
And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.
So Fabian had just... a cavity.
His hooter was lacking.
Bugger all schnozz!
All this because,
His dad was also his sister.
Who he then ate.
This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?
This song's for you.
Tragic but true.
Disliked by his peers,
This disfigured deer was alone.
He watched from afar,
As Rudolph the star,
Would lead all the others back home.
But before you get too sympathetic,
There's another thing you should know.
Sure, his nose was upsetting,
But reindeer are not quite that shallow.
'Cause Fabian was... a tosser!
Not nice at all!
An arrogant fool!
A self-serving tool!
An absolute face-hole.
Ahhhhhhh...
No-one likes you!
Surgery won't fix the vortex,
That is your black heart!
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Readable chord sheet for Fabian by Tripod
[Am9]You know Dasher and D[Amin7]ancer and Pranc[F]er and Vixen, [Csus4] [C] [F]Comet and Cupid and[Amin7]... Chopper and [Dm9]Nixon. [C] [C/B] [Am9] But do you recall, [F] The lea[F]st famous reindeer of all? [G] [C] [G] [Am9] [Em9] [F] [C] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [G]This song's for you. [C] [C] [G] [Am9] [Em9] [F] [C] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [G]This song's for you. [C] [G] [C]This is the tale of a reindeer [G]that nobody knows, [C] [F] [G] [C]Shoved down the back and largely ignored on ac[G]count of a nasal disfigurement[Am9]. [Dm9] [G] [Dm9]Not unlike Rudolph in that sens[Am9]e, The hall[Dm9]marks are almost the same. [Am9] Ins[Dm9]tead of a red shiny nose tha[C]t brought Rudolph his fame... [G] [G7]Fabian had just... a cavity. [C] [F] [G]No nose at all, [C] [F] Just a big [G]empty space, [C] [F] In the mid[G]dle of his face. [C] [G] Just a couple of chambers [C] [G] [G]What are you looking at? [G]D'ya want a piece of this? [C] [G] [Am9] [Em9] [F] [C] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [G]This song's for you. [C] [C] [G] [Am9] [Em9] [F] [C] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [G]This song's for you. [C] [G] [C]Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in[G] reindeer. [C] [F] [C]Rudolph and Fabian both fell victi[G]m, To the elves[Am9] and their cost-cutt[Dm9]ing measures. [G] In k[Dm9]eeping their overheads down, [Am9] The elve[Dm9]s fed the reindeer on reindeer. [Am9] And on t[Dm9]op of that, the poor reindeer wer[C]e also in-bred. [G] So Fab[G7]ian had just... a cavity. [C] [F] His hoo[G]ter was lacking. [C] [F] [G]Bugger all schnoz[C]z! [F] [G]All this becau[C]se, [G]His dad was also his sister. [C] [F] [G]Who he then ate. [C] [G] [G]This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours? [C] [G] [Am9] [Em9] [F] [C] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [G]This song's for you. [C] [C] [G] [Am9] [Em9] [F] [C] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [G]Tragic but true.[C] Dislik[D]ed by his peers, This disf[A]igured deer was alone. [D] [G] [A] He wat[D]ched from afar, As Rud[A]olph the star, Would lead a[Bm9]ll the others [F#min]back home. [G] But before y[Em9]ou get too sympathetic, [Bm9] [Em9]There's another thing you should know. [Bm9] Sure, his nose w[Em9]as upsetting, But rei[D]ndeer are not quite that shallow. [A] 'Cause Fabian[A7] was... a tosser! [D] [G] [A]Not nice at all! [D] [G] An arr[A]ogant fool! [D] [G] A se[A]lf-serving tool! [D] [A] An absolute face-hole.[D] [A]Ahhhhhhh... [D] [A] [Bm9] [F#min] [G] [D] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [A]No-one likes you! [D] [D] [A] [Bm9] [F#min] [G] [D] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [Fabian] [A]Surgery won't fix the vortex, That is your black heart! [D]